Clark Griswold
Banned
Got a 9/10 in my cribs for a cooking session after spending only $20 bucks on her total over two dates. I'm 100% sure she was initially coming over for some dikk. The deal was lunch, she prepares the ingredients, while I put them together in the pots and pans. The lunch ended up being in my top five best meals ever made, that chicken was. After eating, we started making out, then she starts pushing back claiming that she "doesn't move that quickly." I kept cool and immediately started talking about the music video that was playing in the background, then tried again three more times, but every time I wanted to take her top off, she hit me with the excuse. I'm certain my great cooking and sick penthouse had her thinking that I'm husband material and she shouldn't be too slutty with me. I'm gonna drop the cooking gimmick and start telling women to come over for cocktails. Maybe that will stop triggering the "potential husband" alarm in their heads

She wanted to fukk but didn’t want to come off as a slut, that’s why she stopped you. You being “husband material” in her mind had nothing to do with you not fukking that night.

Why did you start talking about a music video after she told you she doesn’t move that quickly?!?!?
