Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[mortuus est]

tired of having a roster, got 6 hoes on tap but i dont even really have time to be fuking hoes to sleep everyday,
seeing one hoe sunday night, got my old head bytch on monday , was fuking my ex last week for 2days

brehs im tired fam i just want it to end, last time i bussted a nut i just asked myself why am i doing this , shyt aint fun anymore


this is basically me now

dikk still swole tho and i know im fuking better bytches than all you kneegas in here, yeah, so!

 

[Mike Ock]

All you have to say is "that's cool, I just wanna make sure you're comfortable…i totally understand" …..I've used this exact line on all my past first night fuks. Think about it, if they're naked they feel some type of comfort. They just want re-assurance that what they are doing won't have u mis-judge them and that everything is all good and what's happening isn't out of the ordinary. Then she'll prolly hit you with the "I don;t really do this so fast…so something is special about you". That's when you look her in the eyes and say "thank you, you too" . So at that point both of y'all both got that lie out the way, and then its safe for take-off.

Lol damn, someone just dapped me this week for this post from 2014.

Ohhh, how times have changed. I'm about to have a daughter in 3 months from doing shyt like this





JK , having her with my wife.

 

[African_brehda]

Brehs, gimme some advice.
Got this chick coming to town soon for business, idk when.
Do I ask her when she's coming and try to make plans
Or
Ask her to hit me up for a meet up when she comes around ,so I know if she's interested?

 

[African_brehda]

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[AB Ziggy]

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Is this her first time in town where you reside? If she was really interested she'll let you know exactly when she's arriving and want someone like you to show her around. You should plan ahead of time in this case.

 

[African_brehda]

Is this her first time in town where you reside? If she was really interested she'll let you know exactly when she's arriving and want someone like you to show her around. You should plan ahead of time in this case.

Not her first time, she grew up there

 

[AB Ziggy]

Not her first time, she grew up there

Ah i see. Do you have any prior history with her? If she's coming soon then she'll go for the people she's closest to first since she grew up there.

Ask her if she would like a meet up. If her answer shows she prioritizes you early after her arrival, that's the green light.

 

[African_brehda]

Ah i see. Do you have any prior history with her? If she's coming soon then she'll go for the people she's closest to first since she grew up there.

Ask her if she would like a meet up. If her answer shows she prioritizes you early after her arrival, that's the green light.

Naaah breh .first time meeting her. Told her earlier I'll like to see her, so personally i want her to hit me up then I know she's interested

 

[MikelArteta]

breh its true being over 30
i'm 33 and the chick i was cavorting with yesterday just turned 26
you don't even have to try with chicks anymore one messes up another is like a bus just around the corner

someone hotter someone younger, someone you connect with better you just gotta take it, its yours

Few weeks ago I had nothing, last week hopped back in the game today its a surplus

 

[MikelArteta]

Just had another chick message me

“So i think we should meet up for coffee to see if there is any connection then we can take it from there”

guess its going to be another long night

 

[CityGuy]

breh its true being over 30
i'm 33 and the chick i was cavorting with yesterday just turned 26
you don't even have to try with chicks anymore one messes up another is like a bus just around the corner

someone hotter someone younger, someone you connect with better you just gotta take it, its yours

Few weeks ago I had nothing, last week hopped back in the game today its a surplus

i'm 30 now and this has been the biggest take away from this year dating wise

 

[Rich Spirit]

breh its true being over 30
i'm 33 and the chick i was cavorting with yesterday just turned 26
you don't even have to try with chicks anymore one messes up another is like a bus just around the corner

someone hotter someone younger, someone you connect with better you just gotta take it, its yours

Few weeks ago I had nothing, last week hopped back in the game today its a surplus

i think younger chicks is the way to go if you're over 30

 

[MikelArteta]

i think younger chicks is the way to go if you're over 30

i agree all these older chicks want to settle down fast

 

[Silkk]

Just had another chick message me

“So i think we should meet up for coffee to see if there is any connection then we can take it from there”

guess its going to be another long night

What you fukking with, tinder?

 

[MikelArteta]

What you fukking with, tinder?

Bumble