Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Apollo Creed]

I'm chatting with this Afro-Brazillian girl I met online. She is so hot, and she's single too. Looked almost too good to be true. I'm not that smart, but I managed to convince her to send me a voice-mail and a pic of herself so I know she's real.

She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious. She's like a solid 7.5, too. I'm in a dilemma. I've been asking her questions about witchcraft and shyt, trying to keep her interest, but I can feel my soul boiling. Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

You nikkas do it to yourselves at this rate

 

[97Pac]

To a lesser extent. I would say the single man becomed less included within their friends lives. No one is inviting the single man to the couples trips and date nights. They just start living 2 separate lives.

My homie and his wife been trying to match make me with his wife's best friend. I guess they thought it would be perfect, but I'm in no way physically attracted to the friend. They do couples stuff all the time but I don't have the heart to tell him I wouldn't want to do that stuff with them anyway even if I was married.

I had other married friends pull me to the side and be like you need to think about settling down. I don't know if it's jealousy or concern because I would not trade their lives with mines

 

[Apollo Creed]

My homie and his wife been trying to match make me with his wife's best friend. I guess they thought it would be perfect, but I'm in no way physically attracted to the friend. They do couples stuff all the time but I don't have the heart to tell him I wouldn't want to do that stuff with them anyway even if I was married.

I had other married friends pull me to the side and be like you need to think about settling down. I don't know if it's jealousy or concern because I would not trade their lives with mines

Lmfao tell them nikkas worry about they marriage. Unless you suicidal and crying bout love they need to mind they damn business. The same way single folks need to stay outta married folks business.

All that hook up stuff post 25 = folks setting they bum ass homegirl that nobody wants with a precieved sucker.

 

[rabbid]

Married people be having you think you need to get like them.. then you spend a night at their house or something for less than a day and its pure chaos or passive aggressive behavior everywhere.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Married people be having you think you need to get like them.. then you spend a night at their house or something for less than a day and its pure chaos or passive aggressive behavior everywhere.

My married homies stay on some passive aggressive stuff cause im out in the streets lol

I just tell em they worried bout the wrong damn thing

 

[DA_LURKA]

I'm chatting with this Afro-Brazillian girl I met online. She is so hot, and she's single too. Looked almost too good to be true. I'm not that smart, but I managed to convince her to send me a voice-mail and a pic of herself so I know she's real.

She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious. She's like a solid 7.5, too. I'm in a dilemma. I've been asking her questions about witchcraft and shyt, trying to keep her interest, but I can feel my soul boiling. Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

Fukk around you going to end up a human sacrifice...

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Answering questions directly can make you boring, as if you sort of dance around & be aloof, it makes you more interesting.

run the aloof part down to me because I need advice on this.

 

[Ahadi]

run the aloof part down to me because I need advice on this.

Basically being vague / brief, emotionally unavailable, un-reactive, not answering right away, awkward, etc. = Mysterious

I’m visual as well, this is the perfect example.

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Basically being vague / brief, emotionally unavailable, not answering right away,(Mysterious), etc

I’m visual as well, this is the perfect example.

watch the first 10 minutes. cool breakdown on “what you see is what you get” and allowing the moment to breathe

 

[Ahadi]

watch the first 10 minutes. cool breakdown on “what you see is what you get” and allowing the moment to breathe

Yeah not rushing to respond & being slightly awkward, which gives you more appeal.

Overall “Living in your own world”

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

My homie and his wife been trying to match make me with his wife's best friend. I guess they thought it would be perfect, but I'm in no way physically attracted to the friend. They do couples stuff all the time but I don't have the heart to tell him I wouldn't want to do that stuff with them anyway even if I was married.

I had other married friends pull me to the side and be like you need to think about settling down. I don't know if it's jealousy or concern because I would not trade their lives with mines

People try to hook people us. It's natural. But I guarantee you don’t want to be single at 50.

 

[Redwood]

My married homies stay on some passive aggressive stuff cause im out in the streets lol

I just tell em they worried bout the wrong damn thing

I'm going through this exact dynamic right now

 

[brandy]

Married people be having you think you need to get like them.. then you spend a night at their house or something for less than a day and its pure chaos or passive aggressive behavior everywhere.

I don't trust any married couple that persuades folks into marriage. Most of them are one conversation from a divorce.

 

[Apollo Creed]

I'm going through this exact dynamic right now

yeah commenting bout travels or other stuff lmfao. I'm just like we all choose are paths, thus worry about what you got going on.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

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