Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Your job>>>married old cooch


Good job.
Yeah I would never. Not just because of the job, but marriage is like the one thing I don't play around with. But its just crazy, I'm trying to find one girl but everyone who is interested in me has something. Like children, or a husband :heh:. Can't I just find a single chick with no baggage?

Edit: and for the record this married woman is my age, we are both 28.
 
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Yeah I would never. Not just because of the job, but marriage is like the one thing I don't play around with. But its just crazy, I'm trying to find one girl but everyone who is interested in me has something. Like children, or a husband :heh:. Can't I just find a single chick with no baggage?

Edit: and for the record this married woman is my age, we are both 28.
Swear I am not lying or trolling. This woman randomly came to my fukking house idk how she got my address and asked if I want to go out with her to get hot cocoa. I fukking screamed when I saw her outside my house. She must have got my address from our work database or something idk. We've been working from home since April so idk why she feels so strongly about me, I haven't seen or spoken to her in almost a year wtf.

She hit me up like is this your address? Im outside and was wondering if you'd like to get hot cocoa with me. When I peaked through the curtains and saw her I fukking screamed like a bytch. Which was surprising because I don't even scream during horror movies. Im pretty sure she saw me through the blinds and if she didn't see me, she definitely heard me. I told her I wasn't home anyway. She quickly left and apologized. I told her its ok, but she shouldn't do that because she's married and that made me feel uncomfortable. She immediately blocked me and that was it. I promise I am not trolling. I told some friends about it they said its my fault because I was too nice to her, I just thought I was handling it maturely and professionally. I kept all the screenshots to have receipts, but a part of me is afraid she might #metoo me and get me fired? Even though I legit did nothing wrong.
 

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Yo swear to God I'm not lying

Swear I am not lying or trolling. This woman randomly came to my fukking house idk how she got my address and asked if I want to go out with her to get hot cocoa. I fukking screamed when I saw her outside my house. She must have got my address from our work database or something idk. We've been working from home since April so idk why she feels so strongly about me, I haven't seen or spoken to her in almost a year wtf.

She hit me up like is this your address? Im outside and was wondering if you'd like to get hot cocoa with me. When I peaked through the curtains and saw her I fukking screamed like a bytch. Which was surprising because I don't even scream during horror movies. Im pretty sure she saw me through the blinds and if she didn't see me, she definitely heard me. I told her I wasn't home anyway. She quickly left and apologized. I told her its ok, but she shouldn't do that because she's married and that made me feel uncomfortable. She immediately blocked me and that was it. I promise I am not trolling. I told some friends about it they said its my fault because I was too nice to her, I just thought I was handling it maturely and professionally. I kept all the screenshots to have receipts, but a part of me is afraid she might #metoo me and get me fired? Even though I legit did nothing wrong.
If you’re not trolling post part of the screenshots. Sounds like this was manufactured in city of duckberg.
 

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Not joking how do I post screen shots? And when I post them I want an apology and plus rep

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Do the pictures work?
what upsets me more than her showing up is you apologizing for telling her nutjob ass off





Then again she might kill you in your sleep at this rate :manny:

Those long ass paragraphs after she says Merry Christmas were unecessary and borderline too "nice guy"

Should've said "I don't think we should meet up or speak again unless it's work related" and left it at that. All that about the husband and yada yada nahhhh man bytch is a creep.
 

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what upsets me more than her showing up is you apologizing for telling her nutjob ass off





Then again she might kill you in your sleep at this rate :manny:

Those long ass paragraphs after she says Merry Christmas were unecessary and borderline too "nice guy"

Should've said "I don't think we should meet up or speak again unless it's work related" and left it at that. All that about the husband and yada yada nahhhh man bytch is a creep.
You're absolutely right, my friends said the exact same thing. I wanted to be as nice as possible because
1. I've never been in a situation like this before
2. honestly I was afraid of her somehow spinning this into a #metoo
 
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Knew for a fact my ex was cheating too when this shyt happened :russ: I FT and got no answer at 9pm hit her with an emoji. She Gon text me back the same emoji at 8am the ext morning. Ruthless :mjlol: I was on timing though she just ain't know it :manny:

Dating is so fukked if you're in your 20s I think people cheat just cause they know they could be getting got :yeshrug: it is what it is
 

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what upsets me more than her showing up is you apologizing for telling her nutjob ass off





Then again she might kill you in your sleep at this rate :manny:

Those long ass paragraphs after she says Merry Christmas were unecessary and borderline too "nice guy"

Should've said "I don't think we should meet up or speak again unless it's work related" and left it at that. All that about the husband and yada yada nahhhh man bytch is a creep.
Dude wrote a whole dissertation:mjlol:
 
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not from there but when I traveled a lot the coolest chicks I met were from Montreal or Vancouver. Every time I met a woman from Toronto who was somewhat descent looking they just seemed mad delusional. I’m starting to see why so many pick up artist originated from Toronto now. Lol
ah I see. your assessment is pretty spot on. Toronto chicks are pretty hard to pickup. not hard but it's pretty much a hassle to get with them here.

Montreal is pretty much paradise compared to Toronto. it's pretty easy to get with women there especially white French Canadian women.
Isn't Toronto incel central :picard:. I seen two incel attacks in Toronto (on the news) what's happening over there:gucci:?
Think of Toronto as a light version of LA. just like LA, if you don't have your shyt together in terms of finances, got some swag or have a decent amount of connections in different communities then you'll virtually get no play from the women up here as Toronto can be somewhat cliquey.

Fortunately I'm quite decent looking, have my financial sorted out and I'm literally 6'6". so I get pretty decent play to the point where I have a decent roster of 4 women on deck.

Down side is, much like LA, that most of the women here aren't really marriage material.
 

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Like last Monday I had got at this punk ass Mexican bytch at the gas station because she was eyeing me down and whatnot. So she give me the number whatever whatever. I ask aye I know I just met you but do you have any more pics of you. She says oh follow my ig :dwillhuh: bytch is it that hard to tap on the photos icon and send me yo best pictures :what: blocked

Why would you be asking for more pics of a chick you just met in real life? What am I missing here?
 

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Yo swear to God I'm not lying

Swear I am not lying or trolling. This woman randomly came to my fukking house idk how she got my address and asked if I want to go out with her to get hot cocoa. I fukking screamed when I saw her outside my house. She must have got my address from our work database or something idk. We've been working from home since April so idk why she feels so strongly about me, I haven't seen or spoken to her in almost a year wtf.

She hit me up like is this your address? Im outside and was wondering if you'd like to get hot cocoa with me. When I peaked through the curtains and saw her I fukking screamed like a bytch. Which was surprising because I don't even scream during horror movies. Im pretty sure she saw me through the blinds and if she didn't see me, she definitely heard me. I told her I wasn't home anyway. She quickly left and apologized. I told her its ok, but she shouldn't do that because she's married and that made me feel uncomfortable. She immediately blocked me and that was it. I promise I am not trolling. I told some friends about it they said its my fault because I was too nice to her, I just thought I was handling it maturely and professionally. I kept all the screenshots to have receipts, but a part of me is afraid she might #metoo me and get me fired? Even though I legit did nothing wrong.

Dude just report her and stop making long responses. Showing up at your house unannounced is taking it to the next level and you never know what type of shyt she's going to accuse you of after this. If it was a dude doing all that to a woman he'd lose his job and have a restraining order put against him.
 

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Yo swear to God I'm not lying

Swear I am not lying or trolling. This woman randomly came to my fukking house idk how she got my address and asked if I want to go out with her to get hot cocoa. I fukking screamed when I saw her outside my house. She must have got my address from our work database or something idk. We've been working from home since April so idk why she feels so strongly about me, I haven't seen or spoken to her in almost a year wtf.

She hit me up like is this your address? Im outside and was wondering if you'd like to get hot cocoa with me. When I peaked through the curtains and saw her I fukking screamed like a bytch. Which was surprising because I don't even scream during horror movies. Im pretty sure she saw me through the blinds and if she didn't see me, she definitely heard me. I told her I wasn't home anyway. She quickly left and apologized. I told her its ok, but she shouldn't do that because she's married and that made me feel uncomfortable. She immediately blocked me and that was it. I promise I am not trolling. I told some friends about it they said its my fault because I was too nice to her, I just thought I was handling it maturely and professionally. I kept all the screenshots to have receipts, but a part of me is afraid she might #metoo me and get me fired? Even though I legit did nothing wrong.
stop spamming this thread breh
 
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