Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Just got some p*ssy off this mix joint I hit her up and thought her personality was going to be trash but she surprised me. so we texted for 2 days and on the third day which was today I called her to see the convo isn't if she's boring on the phone and to my surprise she had a good convo .so I work and tonight so said I would be down in a see her..so she said well why don't you just come over now since acoronavirus shyt is going on she's like you can just come to my apartment I get to her apartment and we're just talkin and stuff.little small talk and her daughter is there going crazy cuz she's a young kid after a while I'm about to head home and we kiss at the door and I can tell she got hella turned on just the way her body moved so I said well let's go to the room name her daughter kept knocking on the door and trying to open it so we were kind of like grinding a little bit and then she was like kind of like grinding on my dikk so I was like man you want this pipe or wat and she said yeah Slide that motherfuker in and fukk the shyt out of her dog I was sweating like a mfer....took her in the living room bent over the couch n hit again....after bounced slept for a hour n im at work...

Ow ya went raw she has implant tho :mjlit:
 

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I told this girl I have two kids in text, what do I say after so she doesn’t freak out an think I’m trying to make her their mom. We just started talking but she asked for my Instagram so I had to tell her

U might be done for fam....

Women are very shallow all these bytches have kids but if a dude has a kid it's like a fukking deal-breaker. it's really weird I don't have any kids myself but I took a picture with my niece a few years ago and this girl ghosted me because she thought she was mine
 

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Just got some p*ssy off this mix joint I hit her up and thought her personality was going to be trash but she surprised me. so we texted for 2 days and on the third day which was today I called her to see the convo isn't if she's boring on the phone and to my surprise she had a good convo .so I work and tonight so said I would be down in a see her..so she said well why don't you just come over now since acoronavirus shyt is going on she's like you can just come to my apartment I get to her apartment and we're just talkin and stuff.little small talk and her daughter is there going crazy cuz she's a young kid after a while I'm about to head home and we kiss at the door and I can tell she got hella turned on just the way her body moved so I said well let's go to the room name her daughter kept knocking on the door and trying to open it so we were kind of like grinding a little bit and then she was like kind of like grinding on my dikk so I was like man you want this pipe or wat and she said yeah Slide that motherfuker in and fukk the shyt out of her dog I was sweating like a mfer....took her in the living room bent over the couch n hit again....after bounced slept for a hour n im at work...

Ow ya went raw she has implant tho :mjlit:

The power in a phone call...trying to tell nikkas:yeshrug:
 

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Ight im gona have a bitter moment and its probably cause i dont have the luxury of meeting that many somali / ethiopian women in NYC.

Can y'all explain how this guy can pull this joint? Besides "clout".. do i need to make 200K? Do i need my tats showing while i wear suits? relationships is really a business :mjlol:
 
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Ight im gona have a bitter moment and its probably cause i dont have the luxury of meeting that many somali / ethiopian women in NYC.

Can y'all explain how this guy can pull this joint? Besides "clout".. relationships is really a business :mjlol:



His a good looking guy, (no homo) whose family is well off and his IG is popping. It's obviously heavily curated but it makes his lifestyle look very appealing
to certain types of females. And she's that type of female.

From hearing her speak they match perfectly she's beautiful, but an airhead.
 

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U might be done for fam....

Women are very shallow all these bytches have kids but if a dude has a kid it's like a fukking deal-breaker. it's really weird I don't have any kids myself but I took a picture with my niece a few years ago and this girl ghosted me because she thought she was mine
Yeah she told me she’s 21 and wasn’t looking for that which I understand. I didn’t even know she was that age when I got her number.
 

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What’s up with girls wanting to text back and forth for days at a time before kicking it. I try and make a joke or two ask a few questions that ask to go out but they’ve been saying to wait then they want to keep texting about bs. I’m not trying to chit chat for days till I go out with someone and see if I even want to put the time into them.

I think I’m just going to make a separate Instagram of just pictures of me so I can wait off on telling them about my kids.
 

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His a good looking guy, (no homo) whose family is well off and his IG is popping. It's obviously heavily curated but it makes his lifestyle look very appealing
to certain types of females. And she's that type of female.

From hearing her speak they match perfectly she's beautiful, but an airhead.

Guess I gotta work harder :manny: :mjlol:
 
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