Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I told this girl I have two kids in text, what do I say after so she doesn’t freak out an think I’m trying to make her their mom. We just started talking but she asked for my Instagram so I had to tell her
 

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I'm enjoying getting on with personal projects. And can finally work remotely. My ass is staying put at home.

I'm finding it hilarious though it's been a few days and chicks are already dying at the lack of attention.

Twirling dancing and making a damn fool out of themselves for it
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shyt I'm taking a hoe sabbatical till this blows over fr fr. won't even think about bytches. the sooner everyone get on the code the sooner shyt can go back to normalcy. hopefully its gucci by summer :mjcry:
 

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You ever be really interested in a woman then see her social media profile and just shake your head in disgust?

I unmatched a chick and unfollowed her after I saw her IG. I just knew me and her would not mesh at all. She tried to re-add me as well but I deleted her request.

She was sexy as fukk as well, but my peace of mind is more important than any p*ssy.
 

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And still, women who I used to deal with are messaging out of the blue. Seems reality is hitting some of these broads. :francis:

One who told me she was seeing someone a few weeks ago, is whatsapping me. I'm thinking where is your man?

I'll let her stew a while.
 

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They still chasing that hotdog too man! In the past week I’ve gotten 5 requests from hoes I haven’t seen in years. The one bytch played games and I dropped her two years ago. Lo and behold there she is asking to be added to my Facebook. I’m like I don’t even talk to your ass nor text you. I played it like always. Um, who are you? :comeon: Same as always they try to explain and act hurt because I say I don’t remember them. In my mind I’m like see bytch, I can play games too

:mjgrin: After a few back and forths I hit em with sorry, I just don’t remember but have a good life :russ: mfs be madder than mf and I be like

:mjlol:


Chicks are bored and now simps who gave em money and attn drying up
 

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And still, women who I used to deal with are messaging out of the blue. Seems reality is hitting some of these broads. :francis:

One who told me she was seeing someone a few weeks ago, is whatsapping me. I'm thinking where is your man?

I'll let her stew a while.


Had a chick msg to me today I haven’t spoken to forever how she’s now living in a Airbnb because her roommate kicked her out

what i’m I supposed to do about that :dahell:
 
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