Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Timothy Marley]

So I get a text from my girl this morning. She sends me a pic of her wearing a hat that she just got, and asked me did she need a bigger size. It’s one of those PRADA bucket hats for women. Mind you, she looked great in it, but she thinks she needed a bigger one since she thinks her head is big, which it kind of is, but I like it lol. So, I’m half sleep when I get the text (I work the night shift), and basically told her she needed a bigger size and that she looked like Pharrell williams when he wears those over sized hats that sit on top of his head (I was joking of course).....she then proceeded to say that I’m “goofy”, and that I should have known that she was asking a serious question because she feels like she is a serious person, which she def is, but I didn’t think this was that serious. I told her to get a bigger size and she replies “she doesn’t like goofy shyt” Second time calling me goofy in a span of like 5 minutes. We joke all the time, she sends me memes and funny shyt daily and always tags me in funny shyt. Again, I was half sleep when I read it. Am I bugging? I’m trying to find out what I did wrong in this situation lol I’ve been thinking about this all day. Help me out brehs.

 

[360dagod]

So I get a text from my girl this morning. She sends me a pic of her wearing a hat that she just got, and asked me did she need a bigger size. It’s one of those PRADA bucket hats for women. Mind you, she looked great in it, but she thinks she needed a bigger one since she thinks her head is big, which it kind of is, but I like it lol. So, I’m half sleep when I get the text (I work the night shift), and basically told her she needed a bigger size and that she looked like Pharrell williams when he wears those over sized hats that sit on top of his head (I was joking of course).....she then proceeded to say that I’m “goofy”, and that I should have known that she was asking a serious question because she feels like she is a serious person, which she def is, but I didn’t think this was that serious. I told her to get a bigger size and she replies “she doesn’t like goofy shyt” Second time calling me goofy in a span of like 5 minutes. We joke all the time, she sends me memes and funny shyt daily and always tags me in funny shyt. Again, I was half sleep when I read it. Am I bugging? I’m trying to find out what I did wrong in this situation lol I’ve been thinking about this all day. Help me out brehs.

Women are the masters of complication..

It might have turned her on
It might have turned her off
She might be mad
She might not be mad

Dont wreck your brain over it

 

[Balla]

Did crayola asked to get bushed?

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

Feels like this is something @Lord Scarf would say/has said.

Edit:
In Dj Kay Slay voice "god damn"

 

[Malik1time]

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

 

[VertigoKnight]

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

Snakey guys are the worst. He probably added all sorts of bullshyt when he was talking to her. And he still wont get the p*ssy.

 

[Canon]

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

Sucks but Lesson learned

 

[SATAN]

Sounds like she was a low quality woman anyway, and he's a low quality "friend"..

You lost nothing by her leaving

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

 

[DaRealness]

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

Nothing worse than a fukking chatty pattty, backstabbing bytch ass dude.

It's a shame when a grown ass man can't keep shyt to himself. This faggit was never your friend. Look at it as a positive he showed you what he really is.

As for the chick, oh well. You don't have to spend more money on her.

 

[NeilCartwright]

The Mexican chick who sends nudes during my lunch break hit me up saying she’s off until next week, and was I free tonight. I told her I’m working late

She’s back on that bullshyt saying she can’t wait to ride me, she’s so wet, even sends some tit pics, but part of me doesn’t want to go thru with it bc she flaked twice.

Im conflicted, brehs

 

[DaRealness]

The Mexican chick who sends nudes during my lunch break hit me up saying she’s off until next week, and was I free tonight. I told her I’m working late

She’s back on that bullshyt saying she can’t wait to ride me, she’s so wet, even sends some tit pics, but part of me doesn’t want to go thru with it bc she flaked twice.

Im conflicted, brehs

Classic attention and validation seeking bullshyt.

Anyone who doesn't respect your time should be bushed.

 

[VertigoKnight]

The Mexican chick who sends nudes during my lunch break hit me up saying she’s off until next week, and was I free tonight. I told her I’m working late

She’s back on that bullshyt saying she can’t wait to ride me, she’s so wet, even sends some tit pics, but part of me doesn’t want to go thru with it bc she flaked twice.

Im conflicted, brehs

Bush that hoe.

Considered it a moral victory.

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Why do nikkas act like females
So I’ve been talking to this girl a lot lately(went on dates etc) anyway she was good friends with a homie of mine so like normal guy talk he ask me how it went I just told him minor details blah blah kept it pushing cuz that’s my homie for a long time next thing I know I get a text last night from the girl telling me she never wanna talk to me again because I told my friend some stuff
So basically my friend acted like a whole bytch and snitch to her why do nikkas do this jealousy I guess
I legit hate this guy now

Damn, how long dude been your """""friend""""""?

 

[VertigoKnight]

A PAAG chick hit me up on Bumble this afternoon and from her profile looks like she has 1 kid. Shes a software engineer. And so far the chat has been pretty fun. And shes pretty sexy.

I think the kid is with her ex this week, as she wants to meet around 9.

She basically asked me out for a drink, so I think I know what shes looking for.Hopefully to let off some steam.

This date went pretty well. Was very easy to chat too and was sexy as hell. Met up for a drink at this hipster bar had two cocktails and were enjoying each others company so we decided to go across the road for food.

Since I got the first drinks she paid for dinner and drinks at the restaurant. Afterwards we were kissing but I had to be up early so couldn't take it further. On Sunday she told me she was in my area and so we met up, and she came back to mine and we got down to business.

Her whole thing is she just wants to have fun, hang out occasionally and do whatever. And to be honest I like when a woman is that upfront from the off. But they all start out like that. We'll see how long that lasts.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Wwyd:

Your wife liked and commented with heart eye emojis under a brolic handsome nikka with money pic on social media before y’all got together, but they continue to like each other pics here and there up until you notice it years later?