Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Iceson Beckford]

Thread has definitely become harsher and more direct in the past few pages


shyt was needed though when you’ve got women in here with their trash stories and nikkas posting foolishness

Steel sharpens steel

 

[Cape Town JHB]

One day we will see glory breh

At least I have aftv

When Jose Mourinho's Spurs 90th minute counter attack, steals victory with the last kick of the game and Mourinho takes of from the touch line in shear ecstacy at Ashton Grove !!

At least your club has the GOAT away kit (2006 yellow kit) and the goat home kit, that maroonish kit yall wore that last season at Highbury

God Arsenal used to be a magical club... Now they're just.....Nvm.

Good ebenin








Edit : sorry to derail the thread brehs

 

[African_brehda]

AC Milan

You're not alone breh

 

[LeVraiPapi]

uPDATE:

Chick from the bar
So her dad told her she should not go because her friends are bringing male friends, who are also bringing 2 other guys along with them. She is naive like that. Talking about they're church buddies and they all go to the same school anyway. She asked me for my permission again and I told her to just let me know when she comes back. I told her the trip seems to mean lots to her and she should not miss it. She then went on a rant about how she hasn't met any of my friends and I keep on dodging her friends and fam. She is also asking to meet even my brother or if I could come over for Thanksgiving Told her I am working that day and she was like, good let's plan for a Sunday dinner then
So, she is kinda upset over lots right now. She is frustrated and she told me she knows I got a roster cuz I m not on social media and I always have my phone face down.

Another chick I met at the mall
Smashed and I swear that's the loudest and most dramatic orgasm I ever seen.
Chick caught the holy ghost and spoke in tongues and now basically saying she wants to save herself for a guy that will take her seriously. I told her "You got it ma". Then she mentioned she saw a call from another girl while I was in the bathroom. That was another chick I bagged at a bar and I even forgot about her. She said she felt the girl was somebody to me.

1 of my exes hit me up. She has a seed and she coming to S Florida. She wants me to meet the seed. The seed father is in Cali right now on a contract. Knowing her, she probably wants me to blow her back and call her all kinda dirty ass names. That's after she gives me a lecture about how great her life is and how we would never be good together.

I been avoiding her since she got with that nerdy dude for that same reason.


Got 4 other numbers and I am staying far away until the holiday seasons.


Btw, has any of you told these girls what yall want for Christmas ? They all got my text and nothing less than 350 for me.

I am pricing myself out so you can price yourself out. That's cuz I ain't getting them shiiit

 

[Astroslik]

This breh needs a helpline


Come to Cape Town, we got New York 10s here who don't even know it

ill be there next summer breh. You’ll have to put me on to the spots.

 

[George Gooney]

When will these bytches learn That I’m not like these other cupcaking negros that they deal with???

Last night I Had a date with a tall Afro-Dominican chick I met on hinge. She asked me to stand up so i did. Then when I asked her why she wanted me to stand she said she was verifying my height and was glad that I wasn’t lying about my height. When I asked why would anyone lie about that all she said was “because men lie”. Got up from the bar right there paid for my soda and left her there to pay for her drinks and appetizers that she ordered. She called me later that night Juelzing asking for another chance and I told her that her personality didn’t make up for her numerous flaws. Hung up on her mid sentence, blocked her number. This morning I woke up to nudes from a slim Half South Asian half Egyptian piece.

Your boy is in Rare form.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

ill be there next summer breh. You’ll have to put me on to the spots.

Summer as in December?..... or that weird Northern hemisphere summer in the middle of June/July?

 

[Astroslik]

Summer as in December?..... or that weird Northern hemisphere summer in the middle of June/July?

Next December.

How is the northern hemisphere June/July out there?

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Next December.

How is the northern hemisphere June/July out there?

Cape Town is terrible weather, the rest of South Africa (Johannesburg, Durban etc) is what you guys in the North call "summer".

Cape Town gets cold and rainy in June/July. however there's always always sunshine during thee day before it gets all cloudy and cold again.


But in December it's pretty much blue sky's and sunny African days throughout, and it lasts forever. October till maybe May. Peaking in Nov - March.
December is incredible weather

 

[Astroslik]

Cape Town is terrible weather, the rest of South Africa (Johannesburg, Durban etc) is what you guys in the North call "summer".

Cape Town gets cold and rainy in June/July. however there's always always sunshine during thee day before it gets all cloudy and cold again.


But in December it's pretty much blue sky's and sunny African days throughout, and it lasts forever. October till maybe May. Peaking in Nov - March.
December is incredible weather

How’s the nightlife? Where do you recommend I stay?

 

[Astroslik]

When will these bytches learn That I’m not like these other cupcaking negros that they deal with???

Last night I Had a date with a tall Afro-Dominican chick I met on hinge. She asked me to stand up so i did. Then when I asked her why she wanted me to stand she said she was verifying my height and was glad that I wasn’t lying about my height. When I asked why would anyone lie about that all she said was “because men lie”. Got up from the bar right there paid for my soda and left her there to pay for her drinks and appetizers that she ordered. She called me later that night Juelzing asking for another chance and I told her that her personality didn’t make up for her numerous flaws. Hung up on her mid sentence, blocked her number. This morning I woke up to nudes from a slim Half South Asian half Egyptian piece.

Your boy is in Rare form.

What were some of the other flaws you saw from her leading up to that? I’m sure that comment was the straw that broke the camels back.

the ironic part is she’s going to want you even more now.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

How’s the nightlife? Where do you recommend I stay?

Go the official South Africa thread. I posted all the Game there

 

[Silkk]

When will these bytches learn That I’m not like these other cupcaking negros that they deal with???

Last night I Had a date with a tall Afro-Dominican chick I met on hinge. She asked me to stand up so i did. Then when I asked her why she wanted me to stand she said she was verifying my height and was glad that I wasn’t lying about my height. When I asked why would anyone lie about that all she said was “because men lie”. Got up from the bar right there paid for my soda and left her there to pay for her drinks and appetizers that she ordered. She called me later that night Juelzing asking for another chance and I told her that her personality didn’t make up for her numerous flaws. Hung up on her mid sentence, blocked her number. This morning I woke up to nudes from a slim Half South Asian half Egyptian piece.

Your boy is in Rare form.

 

[DapMeUp!]

Teams whittled down to 3 from many in the last two months.
The ones remaining are ones who have been rocking with me for a while now, but I'm tapping out for the year It's not worth the stress dealing with these fickle beings right now
Need to focus and hit the ground running next year.

 

[John Reena]

When will these bytches learn That I’m not like these other cupcaking negros that they deal with???

Last night I Had a date with a tall Afro-Dominican chick I met on hinge. She asked me to stand up so i did. Then when I asked her why she wanted me to stand she said she was verifying my height and was glad that I wasn’t lying about my height. When I asked why would anyone lie about that all she said was “because men lie”. Got up from the bar right there paid for my soda and left her there to pay for her drinks and appetizers that she ordered. She called me later that night Juelzing asking for another chance and I told her that her personality didn’t make up for her numerous flaws. Hung up on her mid sentence, blocked her number. This morning I woke up to nudes from a slim Half South Asian half Egyptian piece.

Your boy is in Rare form.

Ya nikkaz be going scorched Earth. Lighten up. Dating supposed to be fun.