Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Because women are looking for some dumbass shyt to take outta context to flake/ghost you. That is why when you text these bytches, you set up a date and leave it to that. say what you want to say to her in text, you can say to her when you meet up.

yep. Mf flaky ass hoe gonna tell me she didn’t feel a genuine connection. Ok :unimpressed: told me I’m too this I’m too that etc etc then a few weeks later tells me I judged you too hastily, let’s go out again soon. I said lose my number

:camby:lol mf still texted “ hey, you crossed my mind”:mjlol:
 

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yep. Mf flaky ass hoe gonna tell me she didn’t feel a genuine connection. Ok :unimpressed: told me I’m too this I’m too that etc etc then a few weeks later tells me I judged you too hastily, let’s go out again soon. I said lose my number

:camby:lol mf still texted “ hey, you crossed my mind”:mjlol:
Shorty was in front of the fridge hungry and you crossed her mind.
 

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women learning how to fake laugh is one of the things they first learn during their teenage years.
A fake laugh is not necessarily a bad thing, they'll laugh at your unfunny jokes if they really like you
:yeshrug:

The key is to never force a joke. But you have to be on your toes to find the right opportunity to make her laugh for real.
 

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To me its not that complicated. If she likes you, she likes you. No need for unnecessary work. If she wants to .ake you work too hard, move on.

Anyway yesterday this chick from the bar gave me her keys and took mine. I told her I would rather drive my own car. She got pissed for that. I even told her its because my car is not up to date with the service and maintenance and she was like "mine too babez" .

We went back to her spot and she started with the questions. Do you EVEN...?

:snoop:

I told her I was gonna dip and she blocked the door. I smiled and I told her "see tell me you not tripping" I knew what she wanted. But I was determined not to give it to her. She was agitated for no reason. :russ:


I found a way to dip cuz I had this new thing to hit up :shaq:


Got with the new thing and she started with questions too :stopitslime:
That new thing already told me all her friemds are males :mjlol:


She was like "we been friends for years so anybody coming in gotta respect that and be cool with it":russ:

I told her I agree :lolbron:

She said "good cuz I hate jealous and insecure men"

I skipped over it and asked her weekend plans. She was like "well I'll be home and watching Mr Robot. You should come, but bring some popcorn and some wine"

I told her straight up "well you know I might wanna chill a little too much then " :shaq:

She was like "uh huh"

I'm gonna have to find a good lie for these other 2 chicks since I know the chick from the bar wanna put on the Canelo fight and she wants me there to watch it with her. :francis:


I always try to keep 2 to 3 around that I talk to daily or frequently. That helps balance emotions and keeps you more appealing since you feel of confidence and scumbagry:mjlit:
 

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i Met up with this chick once I mentioned before how every day she messages me the exact same thing pretty much like a damn bot. Anytime I ask to chill again an excuse pops up :dahell: she wants then

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i Met up with this chick once I mentioned before how every day she messages me the exact same thing pretty much like a damn bot. Anytime I ask to chill again an excuse pops up :dahell: she wants then


The problem here is you

If you really annoyed by it give her an ultimatum and stop playing her attention games:yeshrug:

Looking at your replies I think you are enjoying her game:francis:
 

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i Met up with this chick once I mentioned before how every day she messages me the exact same thing pretty much like a damn bot. Anytime I ask to chill again an excuse pops up :dahell: she wants then


She looks mad young. I bet you she cant make social connections well lol. Just make plans for her breh
 

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yep. Mf flaky ass hoe gonna tell me she didn’t feel a genuine connection. Ok :unimpressed: told me I’m too this I’m too that etc etc then a few weeks later tells me I judged you too hastily, let’s go out again soon. I said lose my number

:camby:lol mf still texted “ hey, you crossed my mind”:mjlol:

dumbass bytch wasn’t telling the guy that she really wanted all that bullshyt. She felt comfortable telling you that. This is why I dislike women. More men need to start treating women horribly (not saying men should beat women up) until they women start being humble. In this age women are too arrogant. They think they are equal level to a man that worked all his life, built a Fortune 500 company cause she has a pretty face. Also Kim k is a whore and has no skill. I’ll never give a woman credit or apologize to one.
 

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I tried it for a while.

The version here was full of mostly religious PAAGs bagged a few off there.

But it wasn't worth the headache in the long run.

Bumble and Hinge women were easier to work with.
Yea app is disappointing :scust: Bumble is cool but hard to get around fact you have wait hours to talk to a chick
 

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i Met up with this chick once I mentioned before how every day she messages me the exact same thing pretty much like a damn bot. Anytime I ask to chill again an excuse pops up :dahell: she wants then


she looks like she will ignore you if you tried to talk to her at a event/club. Cause she has no social skills at all. Chicks like that I avoid. :unimpressed:
 

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Any of y’all ever have issues getting hard? I’m 21 and honestly too young for this shyt. I’m taking zinc, maca, vitamin d, and even horny goat weed right now. I been having a shordy come over a lot lately, and my dikk hasn’t been reacting at all, like my jawn be on baby mode :mjcry:

Thankfully she’s been on her period (Until yesterday) so it’s nbd, but it’s not something I can keep putting off. I also very rarely beat off, and even more rarely do i watch porn. An odd thing I’ve noticed is that I actually do get hard for porn tho. I stay in the gym, I drink lots of water, only thing I feel I could do better is sleep more. only time my shyt be hard is during the morning, and even then it’s not 100% Any tips for handling this? please brehs :mjcry:
 

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To me its not that complicated. If she likes you, she likes you. No need for unnecessary work. If she wants to .ake you work too hard, move on.

Anyway yesterday this chick from the bar gave me her keys and took mine. I told her I would rather drive my own car. She got pissed for that. I even told her its because my car is not up to date with the service and maintenance and she was like "mine too babez" .

We went back to her spot and she started with the questions. Do you EVEN...?

:snoop:

I told her I was gonna dip and she blocked the door. I smiled and I told her "see tell me you not tripping" I knew what she wanted. But I was determined not to give it to her. She was agitated for no reason. :russ:


I found a way to dip cuz I had this new thing to hit up :shaq:


Got with the new thing and she started with questions too :stopitslime:
That new thing already told me all her friemds are males :mjlol:


She was like "we been friends for years so anybody coming in gotta respect that and be cool with it":russ:

I told her I agree :lolbron:

She said "good cuz I hate jealous and insecure men"

I skipped over it and asked her weekend plans. She was like "well I'll be home and watching Mr Robot. You should come, but bring some popcorn and some wine"

I told her straight up "well you know I might wanna chill a little too much then " :shaq:

She was like "uh huh"

I'm gonna have to find a good lie for these other 2 chicks since I know the chick from the bar wanna put on the Canelo fight and she wants me there to watch it with her. :francis:


I always try to keep 2 to 3 around that I talk to daily or frequently. That helps balance emotions and keeps you more appealing since you feel of confidence and scumbagry:mjlit:

bytch with the guy friends is a major hoe. She slept with all her friends men that why she says she only has guy friends cause women don’t like her. Like who is she fooling.
 
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