Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[twan83]

This why you nikkas don't get no p*ssy. Ol "I hope she text back" ass nikka.

Ikr
I be too busy doing other shyt in my spare time like other women to be worrying if she txt me back
It's a damn privilege I even txt or call ur ass which I would of done is called her imo

 

[Jhoon]

Assuming you text her already, If she didn't text back within 5-10 mins you already took an L.

Can I be honest?

aren’t we all just waiting to take our loss? It’s a spin on the mantra “It’s not your p*ssy. It’s just your turn.”

 

[Jhoon]

"I want to spend some time with my dog today"

"Shid you can spend all the time in the world with your dog"


These chicks literally think somebody bout to play with them

Might be time for a new roster

I had this chick who said she was babysitting her nephew one week. A few weeks later after the fact, she let it slip out that she never babysat the kid.

You just look at them and keep it moving.

 

[Astroslik]

Can I be honest?

aren’t we all just waiting to take our loss? It’s a spin on the mantra “It’s not your p*ssy. It’s just your turn.”

Gotta try to break .500 in W/L.

 

[Jhoon]

Gotta try to break .500 in W/L.

Are we going to try to define what game we are playing?

In the real world I’m like the 90s Florida Marlins.

 

[Noriega]

This why you nikkas don't get no p*ssy. Ol "I hope she text back" ass nikka.

I don’t know no mf who “calls” a female after the first interaction what, it’s 1979 or 2019.

down the road sure hit shorty up on FaceTime, that’s fair.

she texted back btw she was in class

 

[Clay Puppington]

You just look at them and keep it moving.

cock your head to the side too for max effect

 

[Jhoon]

cock your head to the side too for max effect

I just looked at my phone and shook my head. Women!

 

[DapMeUp!]

"I want to spend some time with my dog today"

"Shid you can spend all the time in the world with your dog"


These chicks literally think somebody bout to play with them

Might be time for a new roster

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The excuses are getting progressively worse The audacity, would have blocked that bish immediately.

The worst thing is...for her to even think that was an acceptable excuse it must have worked on some simp before

 

[International Playa]

I’m 21 not

Your generation are Facetiming females lol

 

[360dagod]

I don’t know no mf who “calls” a female after the first interaction what, it’s 1979 or 2019.

down the road sure hit shorty up on FaceTime, that’s fair.

she texted back btw she was in class

nikkas trying to put you on...

A voice with the right words can plant the right seeds...

That bytch texting 40 other nikkas...

A bytch can "feel"a voice...not a text

You automatically separate yourself when you do something the next nikka not...

 

[Silkk]

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The excuses are getting progressively worse The audacity, would have blocked that bish immediately.

The worst thing is...for her to even think that was an acceptable excuse it must have worked on some simp before

I did. Her text still coming through though

Hit me up at midnight trying to link, Nah

 

[Bless't]

This why you nikkas don't get no p*ssy. Ol "I hope she text back" ass nikka.

 

[Silkk]

Got damn y'all, I thought my L couldn't get any worse, but it did. I haven't learned shyt lol

She texted me and said she fell asleep, and asked me if I could still come over. I was at a store nearby so I said yeah. We were gonna chill at her place and then go out to dance later.

So we make out for a little bit, and then she gets a call from some dude. She starts making plans to see him tonight, that she'll pay for his uber to meet at the movies, then she'll give him a ride home.

Then she said her plans changed, "I have to see my friend, he's like a brother to me. I haven't seen him in 2 months." And she kicked me out




I'm gonna fukk some bytch tonight, I gotta recuperate somehow. Be on my A-game tonight. I got a date tomorrow with my first ever white girl

If you ever talk this chick again you deserve everything coming to you.

 

[BossmanChad]

Damn I suck at dating