Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[VertigoKnight]

Go Playa!
I am always scared of a white girl with a pitbull. They always like, "It breaks my heart when people are scared of my baby."
Then Cujo attacks and they got nerve to act surprised.

Any chick with a pitbull has me going nope

Seen a few women on the apps with pics of them. You damn well know that thing is sleeping on her bed and looking at you like.

 

[97Pac]

90s R&B is the activation word. Any chick who mentions they love it in their profiles.

You already know what time it is.



A hell of a lot of Paags absolutely love 90s R&B like I'm talking deep cut slow Jams.

Threw me for a loop. First time some of these chicks were playing certain songs.

I was stationed in Japan for a few years. Those paags would go crazy when I told them my dad and Joe played guitar in the school band together.

 

[sjankis630]

I am with you. They all get them from the pound too. "rescues" In some places 1/3 of the dogs there are pitbulls. That right there should tell you something.
White women always talmbout "look at this cutie in the shelter. If no one adopts it I will..."
And all white women got their dogs sleeping with them.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

My girlfriend of 8 months, her ex that she dated for 5 years popped up back in the picture, dude wants her back. Now my girl acting confused & not sure about her decision

I just downloaded Hinge again, since she acting confused.

These women these days are very Transitional

Mate she aint your girlfriend, you better lock that off now.

How you even at a point where she is 'confused about her decision' fam you should have instantly made sure she didn't have a decision to make by bouncing, if you real pimping no girl will ever be in a position to chose between you and another guy because she cant chose you, its you that chooses her.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

I’ve matched with two conservative #maga white bytches on hinge tonight brehs

Spoiler

Spoiler

Instagrams linked finna try to fukk for the ancestors inshallah

Astaghfirullah

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

My cup is overflowing. A couple more old joints are looking to reconcile and return to the squad. That shorty I was talking about earlier in the long distance relationship must’ve felt guilty about what she was saying because she messaged me hours later saying that she wanted me to know that she was happy with her boyfriend. Shorty, I don’t care what you do lol. If you were happy you wouldn’t have said half that shyt. Anyway. I saw my ex on Bumble. I’m glad she’s feeling like she wants to get back out there again. Hope she finds a good dude.

 

[360dagod]

Sometimes you gotta go back to the basics...

Too comfy with my fwb...taking a break from her..

Posture,positivity,social life and body language...

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Balla]

Two bitties came back, I’m trying not to deal with the lovey dovey shyt, but it’s hard to not fukk them when they say they miss it and want it.

 

[Goon for hire]

I’ve matched with two conservative #maga white bytches on hinge tonight brehs

Spoiler

Spoiler

Instagrams linked finna try to fukk for the ancestors inshallah

Wemt on a date with that Kelsey chick last night.


I think it’s time to stop pawging brehs
Move in day tomorrow and classes start Monday, I’m just gonna find me a couple black Nubian queens to rotate this semester and that’s gonna be that

 

[Chris Cool]

why yaw nikkas ain't tell me bowling was so expensive. 2 games cost like $40 dollars. I thought shyt would be $20 at the most.

 

[Silkk]

Wemt on a date with that Kelsey chick last night.


I think it’s time to stop pawging brehs
Move in day tomorrow and classes start Monday, I’m just gonna find me a couple black Nubian queens to rotate this semester and that’s gonna be that

What happened?

 

[sjankis630]

why yaw nikkas ain't tell me bowling was so expensive. 2 games cost like $40 dollars. I thought shyt would be $20 at the most.

I haven't been bowling in over 15 years. Whenever I tried to go at a decent hour it always seems to be league time.

 

[Goon for hire]

What happened?

Nothing too crazy, went on a date, kissed all that bullshyt, went back to her spot (she has her own apartment) and she had 2 pittbulls waiting for at the door and they had that “I eat nikkas” vibe, went in the bedroom and shut the door to keep the dogs out. saw a american flag on the wall, which wasn’t too bad, got on the bed and started fukking around then I saw some of these in the corner

Like those signs you stick in the ground and some more trump memorabilia .

I just felt uneasy man, I started thinking about if I just hit and quit this bytch she would accuse me of rape and ruin my life and shyt.
The dogs at the door, on top of the signs, on top of the other trump memorabilia, on top of the flag, and on top of the intrusive thoughts it was too much for a brother to handle so I told her I wasn’t feeling it, asked her to hold her dogs back and bounced
I got a long text from her this morning apologizing about how she was sorry her dogs made me feel uncomfortable but they are actually really sweet once they get to know you like she thinks the dogs were the only problem.


90% of the white women at my school are those sorority yuppy republican bytches and I Just don’t see the point in pawging if this is what I’m going to be dealing with, I love white bytches but not enough to be sacrificing my peace of mind.

 

[Silkk]

Nothing too crazy, went on a date, kissed all that bullshyt, went back to her spot (she has her own apartment) and she had 2 pittbulls waiting for at the door and they had that “I eat nikkas” vibe, went in the bedroom and shut the door to keep the dogs out. saw a american flag on the wall, which wasn’t too bad, got on the bed and started fukking around then I saw some of these in the corner

Like those signs you stick in the ground and some more trump memorabilia .

I just felt uneasy man, I started thinking about if I just hit and quit this bytch she would accuse me of rape and ruin my life and shyt.
The dogs at the door, on top of the signs, on top of the other trump memorabilia, on top of the flag, and on top of the intrusive thoughts it was too much for a brother to handle so I told her I wasn’t feeling it, asked her to hold her dogs back and bounced
I got a long text from her this morning apologizing about how she was sorry her dogs made me feel uncomfortable but they are actually really sweet once they get to know you like she thinks the dogs were the only problem.


90% of the white women at my school are those sorority yuppy republican bytches and I Just don’t see the point in pawging if this is what I’m going to be dealing with, I love white bytches but not enough to be sacrificing my peace of mind.

Ahh man

You better than me tho, Cause I would’ve knocked her ass down and then blocked her lol