Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I’m bored and I wanna talk about bytches.

Tinder is so easy to eat off of.

I put my bio as “I just want a date this weekend fukk a bio” and one pic of me smiling and got like 10 likes tonight. Also bagged this chick that work at subway while in uniform.

Sometimes that straight forward shyt gets you more attention for some reason. Often ends in you crackin shyt regardless anyway.

Ima snag the finest one who over 21. I ain’t fukkin with no one younger than that (I’m 24) bytch you can’t even drink so wtf you gone do drink a coke and watch me drink. FOH tryna get a free meal.
 

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I went out with a younger chick last night she was 23, I’m 36.

Two observations:
She was fine as fuk, so I noticed a couple of women checking me out. I’m team short/ team average, so that shows having an attractive woman at your side boosts your stock.

She was cool, but she was still on some young chick shyt. We got kicked out of one bar because she was beefing with the bartender. She’s also a single mom and an alcoholic so I might try to smash then leave her a$$ alone.
 

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I went out with a younger chick last night she was 23, I’m 36.

Two observations:
She was fine as fuk, so I noticed a couple of women checking me out. I’m team short/ team average, so that shows having an attractive woman at your side boosts your stock.

She was cool, but she was still on some young chick shyt. We got kicked out of one bar because she was beefing with the bartender. She’s also a single mom and an alcoholic so I might try to smash then leave her a$$ alone.

Daps why mess with 30 plus women when they will be there 5 years from now
 
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