Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Imogen]

Lol I had the face when life taught me that lesson.



Let's here what she got to say tho

Also, this is the case mostly bc men only do the opposite as they are told. I

 

[letti cook]

Pretty sure by now every breh in here knows this but let me say it again:


NEVER TAKE ADVICE ABOUT WOMEN FROM A WOMAN.

What women say they want and what they respond to are polar opposites.

and they dont seem to understand that about themselves....taking their advice is just walking right into an L

 

[Imogen]

I feel like most chicks consider average small or they all act like they want those porn star size dikks (no homo).


Whay other gems u got?

Personally, i want a nikka to destroy me. Hysterectomy. I want to be able to apply for disability checks tomorrow.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Personally, i want a nikka to destroy me. Hysterectomy. I want to be able to apply for disability checks tomorrow.

How many dudes u been with then did that

 

[Imogen]

How many dudes u been with then did that

Most of em. If i see its small, im out or i ll probably say i have a "family emergency". That always works, ladies!

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Most of em. If i see its small, im out or i ll probably say i have a "family emergency". That always works, ladies!

An you say the same thing he if average

 

[Imogen]

An you say the same thing he if average

No. Sometimes average gets the job done. I would suck it tho.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

No. Sometimes average gets the job done. I would suck it tho.

I always get the face when I pull it out.how did most dudes react when you to them they were to small

 

[Imogen]

I always get the face when I pull it out.how did most dudes react when you to them they were to small

Tbh they usually hit me up after saying they ll eat me out. Only one time i was down for it bc i was having a stressful day at work n he pulled with some lunch

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Tbh they usually hit me up after saying they ll eat me out. Only one time i was down for it bc i was having a stressful day at work n he pulled with some lunch

Yall love dudes that bring yall something to eat

 

[Imogen]

Yall love dudes that bring yall something to eat

Technically we both ate well that day ;)

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Technically we both ate well that day ;)

Oohhwweee

 

[Astroslik]

im here to save the thread. Why not get "quick gems" from an actual woman?

Because a fish won’t teach you the best method to capture a fish..

 

[J Money]

Because a fish won’t teach you the best method to capture a fish..

Ayo I love that analogy...

 

[Imogen]

Because a fish won’t teach you the best method to capture a fish..

A smart fish would. A self aware one. I feel like a fish would know best. This analogy is weak.