Question: If Rudy Gay was the best player in the NBA, would you wear his jersey???

If Rudy Gay was the best player in the NBA, would you wear his jersey???

  • Yes, I'd wear one, I'm a fakkit

    Votes: 13 20.3%
  • :rudy:

    Votes: 51 79.7%

  • Total voters
    64

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I mean if he was the "Michael Jordan" of the NBA, would you proudly flaunt your "Gay" jersey around town.


:usure: Inno about that one for me, he'd probably have to change the back of his jersey to "R. Gay" or "Ru. Gay"; or something like that, to take the stigma out of it, so I can buy one.

But what say you......:takedat:

Poll added.....:obama:

The end of the lockout has been positive news for most players in the NBA. But for Memphis Grizzlies forward Rudy Gay, it means a return to the bullying that has tormented him throughout the first five years of his career.
"All my life I have been bullied for the perceived feminine qualities of my first name, and it has only gotten worse since I started playing professional basketball," said Gay during a small press conference this morning. "I am here today to announce that I will no longer tolerate it."

Gay stated in the press conference that throughout his career he'd been called names like Trudy, Judy, Rhubarb and Rudy Tooty Fresh 'N' Fruity by teammates both to his face and behind his back.

Gay said that the ridicule is particularly merciless when he under-performs and teammates call him Moody Rudy, making snide insinuations that he is menstruating and that that is the cause of his poor performance. He also said that teammates will avoid coming near him in the shower or on the bus for fear of catching "Rudy Cooties."

"Honestly, Rudy isn't even a very effeminate name. I don't know any girl Rudys, except for Rudy Huxtable, I guess, and she's not a real person," said Gay. "What about players with names like Nenê or Emeka or Shannon? No one's hatin' on them."

Gay's first name is part of a Gay tradition, passed down by his father, Rudy Gay, Sr., as Gays are wont to do when a new Gay is born. Gay has stated that he refuses to go by a nickname in honor of his Gay lineage.

"I was born a Gay and I will die a Gay," said Gay. "I am a proud Gay."

Gay hopes that by speaking out his teammates will treat him with more respect this season. And if they don't?

"Well, that'd be kind of gay," said Gay.

:laff:

I'd be proud to gay :salute: ....... Not that there is anything wrong with that :youngsabo:


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If he was the best player in the league, everybody would Kno who he is and there wouldn't be no explaining why yu wearing his jersey. By now, if yu know anything about basketball, yu Kno who Rudy Gay is
 

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People who don't follow the NBA will see you and be like "Ohhh I guess he is gay and proud" :leon:
 

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I don't know why this reminds me, but I remember this nikka I went to school with back in the late '90s had a Rebecca Lobo on, mang.

And this was when like the WNBA first came out and he was wearing that shyt with pride until nikkaz just kept clowning his ass all day.

At first he was defending that shyt like, "It aint gay, it's Rebecca Lobo, nikka. She can ball!", to "man, y'all nikkaz is closed minded" to finally taking that shyt off during lunch hour.

But it was too late, the roasting lasted for like 2 weeks.

Never saw that jersey again.

:ahh:

:wow::laff::laff: yo this is one of the funniest stories ive heard on this shyt I been laughing for 5 min already
 
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