I'm the Kelly Clarkson of rap
I'm the Kelly Clarkson of rap
CORRECTION -
1. 16 -24 -- WHORE OUT SEASON PRODUCING 1 TO 2 KIDS
2. 25 - 28 ---- SCHOOL FOR NURSING OR WORKING AT ONE OF THEM RETIREMENT HOMES WITH PATIENTS AND END UP HAVING ANOTHER BABY BY SOME SMOOTH TALKER TELLING HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTS TO HEAR
3. 29 - 32 -- FINALLY DECIDES TO FINISH UP SCHOOLING AND WORRIED ABOUT HER KIDS BUT STILL WANT TO GO OUT TO THE CLUBS IN HOPES OF FINDING A KING POETIC IN SHINING ARMOR HAD TO THROW THAT IN
4. 33 - 35 -- LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN AND WILLING TO GIVE THE GUYS SHE PAST UP IN HER EARLIER YEARS A CHANCE
5. 36 - 40 --- DESPERATION AND STALKING MODE:: THIS WHEN SHE BECOMES A GOD FEARING WOMAN, WHO DO WHATEVER AND I MEAN WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A MAN. A DECENT BROTHER WHO'S WORKING 9 TO 5 AND HAS NO TYPE OF BABY MOMMA DRAMA. SHE WILLING TO BRING HIM FOOD, WASH HIS CLOTHES...
6. 40 TO 50 --- IT'S EITHER 3 THINGS --- 1..HER WHOLE FOCUS NOW IS THE CHURCH..... 2.... GO BACK TO HER SLUTTY DAYS AND BE A BAR HOP OR 3... JUST COLLECT CATS AND FOCUS ON HER CAREER..
why
just listen to the old women on the coli and wait till your 30 plus for the mystical man
The problem with ALOT ( I DIDN'T SAY ALL DUMB fukkS ) of women when they are 35 and older and majority of them have kids they still have in there mind of married a guy with a law degree, 6 figures, house in the hills and lavish vacations all over the world and they don't have to work anymore..
Well sorry women, especially my sistas your hopes are dash, because the numbers are not in your favor because 1.. Brothers are in jail 2... alot of brothers don't have degrees, hell many don't even have a high school diploma 3. many brothers who do have those things are not into single mothers and from what i see with my own eyes many of them date outside there race or date a sista who has no kids and younger even if he the same age.
I work with single moms in there 30's and 40's and instead of talking to regular 9 to 5 dudes they still running around talking about they need a man with stocks and bonds, a man making so and so amount of money and i'm like i know your baby daddies and they are deadbeat nikkas who sit home and play ps4 allday... where was your train thought back in the day
I was such a late bloomer And the gift/curse part is true.
this really is a gift and curse as a woman. actually it's mostly just a GIFT...(but it feels like a curse while you're going thru it )
anyways those of you afraid to have daughters just make sure she's an academically focused "late bloomer" and you shouldn't have that many issues with her.
18-24 whore out season
25-26 the post demonic cleansing season
26 to 30 time to find husband
31-34 desperation mode
35-milf and lost hope season
36- (will Settle with a @willstyle type dudes)
37-will date short black man
Discuss
How you think they ended up with three babydaddies
They spent their 20s chasing the flashy/exciting guy (the athlete, the club promoter, the rapper, the wannabe ceo) and got pregnant.
They ignored the nikka on his slow grind (the guy opening a landscaping business) because in their mind.....why date a boring lame who's not even successful when the cool, exciting guy over there is balling? 15 years later, those broads have multiple kids from their whoring days, the exciting guy isn't so exciting anymore and the landscaping guy has contracts all over the city and a 5 bedroom house. Life is funny like that
act like time stops for you brehs30+ is fukkin hella old to me lol
Not that there is anything wrong with that, I just see some of yall as old as fukk. We got nyggas on here that are 36-40 like.....holy shyt.
act like time stops for you brehs
not upset I'm 28 and look like a youngin... cept im smarter, faster, stronger, better in bed and I'm getting more women from more a broader age range than ever... black don't crack I aint trippinI'll be old down the road too, don't be upset.
WAY down the road though.
time is the great equalizer in dating
but but 60% of women can still get married after 30
that is true
but to obese tyrone
or a 11 dollar a hour security guard
or a nugga that has custody of his two kids and a crazy baby mother in the picture
or some black beta nerd