I appreciate the brehs dropping knowledge...
my fonky ass over here taking notes..
my fonky ass over here taking notes..
Protein farts be smelling like hell fire and brimstone breh...Help!
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Rhyme n Tekniq
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been stop fukking with whey
grilled chicken thighs and boiled eggs get the job done without all the lactose side effects of milk protien, plus i stay full as a bytch for hours on end.
Back when I was focusing on strictly strength training I use to eat up to a whole carton for eggs a day(18count) because i didnt have the disposable money or desire for Whey. I was seeing the benefits of eating that way but one thing that remains the same are the protein farts. shyts are the worse. I was wrestling with my girl and she foolishly tried to power bomb me as if i wasnt way heavier than her, While her head was down there I slipped up and ripped an earth shattering fart right in her face.
it was one of those loud baritone joints that reverberate throughout the room and scratch the itch in your butthole from the sheer force alone.
She was yacking and spitting in the sink and shyt grilling me like
I told her sorry and tried to stifle my laugh til i got out the room but once i heard her gargling in the restoom I lost it,
Tried to get some that night and she was like
"we through nikka"
She got me back on chili night though
grilled chicken thighs and boiled eggs get the job done without all the lactose side effects of milk protien, plus i stay full as a bytch for hours on end.
Back when I was focusing on strictly strength training I use to eat up to a whole carton for eggs a day(18count) because i didnt have the disposable money or desire for Whey. I was seeing the benefits of eating that way but one thing that remains the same are the protein farts. shyts are the worse. I was wrestling with my girl and she foolishly tried to power bomb me as if i wasnt way heavier than her, While her head was down there I slipped up and ripped an earth shattering fart right in her face.
it was one of those loud baritone joints that reverberate throughout the room and scratch the itch in your butthole from the sheer force alone.
She was yacking and spitting in the sink and shyt grilling me like
I told her sorry and tried to stifle my laugh til i got out the room but once i heard her gargling in the restoom I lost it,
Tried to get some that night and she was like
"we through nikka"She got me back on chili night though
shyt be so rancid.
I got this Whey Powder from muthafukkin' Walmart
1 Cup of egg whites (Egg Beater)
1 Cup of Milk
1 Cup of Oatmeal
1 Banana
Peanut Butter
That gives me about 80 g of protein in one drink. I haven't done no shyt like this before, and now I think I'm seeing why...
Any of ya'll have any remedies other than quarantining my ass? Good lord
I use to substitute or dilute milk with water back in the day. It was way easier on my body.
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I was on Mutant Mass for a while and they would add gas masks to my order.
It wasn't until I put ICE into my shakes that I wasn't blowing holes through walls
But then again I learned I was lactose intolerant. It was a nightmare trying to fart at work.
It wasn't until I put ICE into my shakes that I wasn't blowing holes through walls
But then again I learned I was lactose intolerant. It was a nightmare trying to fart at work.
shyt be so rancid.
I got this Whey Powder from muthafukkin' Walmart
1 Cup of egg whites (Egg Beater)
1 Cup of Milk
1 Cup of Oatmeal
1 Banana
Peanut Butter
That gives me about 80 g of protein in one drink. I haven't done no shyt like this before, and now I think I'm seeing why...
Any of ya'll have any remedies other than quarantining my ass? Good lord
you put the eggs in the smoothie w/ the rest of that stuff?
yeah man...the goal was to see how much protein i could pack in on some novice shyt.... i was reading egg whites was the way to go and it really made the strawberry whey powder taste great, but you know...ha..
Actually6Foot3
Veteran
You can buy lactase tablets at any CVS/Walmart/Duanereade etc. It's the enzyme that breaks down lactose. I take one with each h protein shake and two for when I eat Greek yogurt or cottage cheese
G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman
Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
Facts
This. That 1 cup oats is the
main cause.
Try to tweak the measurements and find that perfect amount you can handle.
Yeah that shyt toxic
I had to go to an area of the store where no one was and let off...
U gotta stay there for a few seconds and then dip so the smell dont follow..
That shyt was brutal
I had to go to an area of the store where no one was and let off...
U gotta stay there for a few seconds and then dip so the smell dont follow..
That shyt was brutal
Future Hendrix
Ertz Wentz & Fire
bro i kill motherfukkers at work with these farts. shyt even disgusts me i sit there like wow did i really just make that smell come out of my body?
ISO
Pass me the rock nikka
been stop fukking with whey
grilled chicken thighs and boiled eggs get the job done without all the lactose side effects of milk protien, plus i stay full as a bytch for hours on end.
Back when I was focusing on strictly strength training I use to eat up to a whole carton for eggs a day(18count) because i didnt have the disposable money or desire for Whey. I was seeing the benefits of eating that way but one thing that remains the same are the protein farts. shyts are the worse. I was wrestling with my girl and she foolishly tried to power bomb me as if i wasnt way heavier than her, While her head was down there I slipped up and ripped an earth shattering fart right in her face.
it was one of those loud baritone joints that reverberate throughout the room and scratch the itch in your butthole from the sheer force alone.
She was yacking and spitting in the sink and shyt grilling me like
I told her sorry and tried to stifle my laugh til i got out the room but once i heard her gargling in the restoom I lost it,
Tried to get some that night and she was like
She got me back on chili night though
But damn 18 eggs a day
