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:wow: I bet shes the type of jawn that's not used to a marsupial like wah.

Like I'm crawling past her and she almost trips over me. I say excuse me, I'm very sorry. She's in shock because I'm not a groupie ass goofy. She asked if I was free after her show, maybe we can get some coffee. I go "sure":ehh:


Man, the night was exhilarating as I inhale the cool Spring air. She comes out of the back wearing her blond wig and mustache glasses disguise to hide from the parasites.

She picks me up and puts me in her limo, as we go to this coffeehouse, I forgot the name. Any who, she treats me despite having leaves on me. Talking about, they don't take that kind of money. She is so cute, brehs.


I ordered a Mocha Latte and she gets the Americana. Her eyes looked into mines and we intertwine spiritually. She asked me "was I'm married".

I froze because yes...but this moment is something special. I bellowed, and she giggles like an acme filled teenager in the 8th grade. The jazz music is echoing throughout the atmosphere and it was closing time.

She picks me up and tells me that she got to go. She gives me a kiss across the fur. Her lips were so soft brehs...like remember the song by Amerie "Nothing Like Loving You"?

It was like it.

She gets in her limo and drives away, while I climbed up on this pole that looked like a tree.

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:wow: I bet shes the type of jawn that's not used to a marsupial like wah.

Like I'm crawling past her and she almost trips over me. I say excuse me, I'm very sorry. She's in shock because I'm not a groupie ass goofy. She asked if I was free after her show, maybe we can get some coffee. I go "sure":ehh:


Man, the night was exhilarating as I inhale the cool Spring air. She comes out of the back wearing her blond wig and mustache glasses disguise to hide from the parasites.

She picks me up and puts me in her limo, as we go to this coffeehouse, I forgot the name. Any who, she treats me despite having leaves on me. Talking about, they don't take that kind of money. She is so cute, brehs.


I ordered a Mocha Latte and she gets the Americana. Her eyes looked into mines and we intertwine spiritually. She asked me "was I'm married".

I froze because yes...but this moment is something special. I bellowed, and she giggles like an acme filled teenager in the 8th grade. The jazz music is echoing throughout the atmosphere and it was closing time.

She picks me up and tells me that she got to go. She gives me a kiss across the fur. Her lips were so soft brehs...like remember the song by Amerie "Nothing Like Loving You"?

It was like it.

She gets in her limo and drives away, while I climbed up on this pole that looked like a tree.

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