PROMETHEUS = white people dumb as that thang!!!

[Art Barr]

hey joe,......

i have to say!!

this prometheus movie is like all the what if,....

they made aliens into another franchise goodness.

i got the biggest lol and no bytch don't,..chu stoopid!!

yellin out loud at the movie screen moments in my life watching this shyt.....

idris elba solidifies himself as the most astute black space explorer in a movie ever, as well.

just greatness,...all around!!!!

i am re-watching this for like the fourth or fifth time.

so this could turn into a live action real time rant thread.

salute,.....



art barr

 

[Poppa_Dock]

brah learn how to communicate

your ideas for threads are good too

u need speech lessons though

 

[Art Barr]

well a live action ranting we go....


so,...after the dr manhatten roided up looking space alien, wih clothes on thank the lord.

[that i now know to be a space jockey]

who is supposed to be the pre-cursor genetically to man kind,..

we get the opening credits and just how we arrive aboard the starship.

the first crew starship cafe scene , setting and lighting is just sckraight outta aliens...


greatness!!!



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

brah learn how to communicate

your ideas for threads are good too

u need speech lessons though

when you pay for those how to use the quote button.

plus preventing double post lessons,....

i will stop using slang,...

also get a better avi,....your mask is not animated, either.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

it is the year 2091 and that punk bytch of a walking corpse:

peter weiland

is a fukking hologram and gives the crew of the starship,..

the intro for their mission......

not to mention,....we get that punk ass android who doesn't feel,...

so if you seen aliens you know what time it is and not to trust his punk ass.

to bad the crew is full of whites and they are so naive...

they thinkthis is just a field trip to another planet.

plus do not properly research weiland.

QUESTION: given the date this takes place,..is this a prequel to aliens or after aliens.

i don't remember what the stardates of aliens were.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

when i frist watched this,...i forgot elba was in this.

as it takes a pretty long time for idris to make an appearance.

yet here is he...

CAPTAIN OF THE STARSHIP.

i was beginning to worry there were no blacks in the future.

also given the roster number of blacks in the first aliens and this.

we know affirmative action doesn't exist in the present day or the future.



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

the first recon team is ready to touch down,...

not before that slimey android,..[chu can't trust this bith ass robot]

gives us the explanation of how he fits in by being suited up.....
you are not a pariah,...chu punk ass robot...

okay chu bytch ass robot,...

where is r2, when you need him??


art barr

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

nikka wtf is you saying!?!?

 

[Art Barr]

so now the recon team is ready to deploy.

we get to see another great homage to the classics,...

as the vehicles are straight outta aliens without michael biehn...


super dopeness,........!!!

when you were a shawty,...these are the vehicles, you would have prayed to have.....

that transporter for the win,....with a mehico bandanna wearing babe action figure.

including a michael biehn, newt and ripley,…would have been a dream come true.


art barr

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I loved it too, it had some dumb moments but I can overlook it because I love scifi movies and it was beautiful to look at.

 

[Art Barr]

the recon team reaches its destination point and the ol school space bubble recon tesm deploys from the transporter.

the team deploys the sentry's and they give a full scale diagnostic ofthe landscape.

that nikka idris looks on,..and gives the time honored,..

WELL I'll be damned!!!!


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

just like the first aliens this team has no fukk'n weapons,..

so you know they won't encounter any danger of attack like a bigass monster.

so it's chill,.....but who cares,...

this is a foreign planet and if i was out there.

even though i wouldn't,..leave the ship, fukk that!

i would still have a firearm just to be in any quarter of the starship.

plus be enjoying my paycheck not getting spent, and eat all the free comp space food,.....



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

just like that,..the first dumbass whitboi,..takes off his space helmet.


woO!!,..hell yeah, dude moment.....

i would give him the:

sorry,..but, fukk a reading.


i am keepin my shyt on and i would not speak to dude no more.

after this completely bonehead fukking move.

we are on a planet,..and most of the ones normally don't have an environment to sustain human life.

no way i am taking my shyt off,...fukk all that.

i would be ostracized from the group,..but fukk these ignorant superiority complex motherfukkers.

you are school and book taught,..you are not actualized from real life experience.

the team encounters gigantic astral beings.

that look like big van vader's mask mixed with a giger painting from days of aliens lore running for their lives.

sorry,...that could not be a great sign.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

finalky a sense of urgency,...

the sandstorm of death looms in and the recon team is alerted.

that fukking droid you can't trust.

is disobeying a prime directive, while the team urgues.

everyone in the recon group to bugger the fukk outta dodge.

david,..that bitxh ass droid follows his main directive and finally links back with the team.

nobody questions this fukking droid being late.

when he has done everything on time, before this.

sorry, but i find this odd.

as this droid is not fukking 3po curious or aloof.

the team falls under duress because of the droid,....

i am sorry, joe.

if that is me!!

after the team pretty much is blown to tattoine sandbits.

even if that punk ass droid did save some people.

i am sorry but i am confronting his droided up bytch ass,...

I WANT SOME fukk'n answers,..chu punk ass droid...


that stunt you pulled wasn't fitting in the group, motherfukker!!!

chu punk ass droid,......david!!


art barr

 

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