Prince Batter is the worst defensive first baseman in the history of baseball

[SoulController]

i dont even know if yall got the double too

took me a second, now i want some [Project] PANCACKAAAA [Pat]

 

[Captain Crunch]

Yup, coming from a Brewer fan, he's terrible over there. If you go back to the him signing in Detroit thread on SOHH, I told y'all good luck with him at first and Miggy at third.

But dude can rake though, and you can overlook the defensive deficiencies when he's constantly killing the ball.

Yep
If he can keep his weight down, he'll be great for about 5-6 years of his contract.

 

[Lee_Land]

Yep If he can keep his weight down , he'll be great for about 5-6 years of his contract.

 

[AVXL]

at first I thought this was about shane battier.

This

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Idk if he 'needs' to keep his weight down but he needs to be a LITTLE more athletic...wtf man...dude is younger than me but is flabbier and sicker

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

But when he tees off

Dude LAUNCHED one last night

 

[bigblue99]

At dude being a vegetarian

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

At dude being a vegetarian

NO WAY that is true

 

[mr x]

At dude being a vegetarian

say word

 

[holidayinn21]

say word

he became one(allegedly)like 2-3 years ago.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

If I offered him a coney dog with extra chili I GUARANTEE he'd be mentally transported to his childhood and get his scooby snack on

 

[manyfaces]

Ed, you stupid as hell for this one!

 

[Captain Crunch]

I still don't why MLB doesn't market its black stars. Shh is annoying. We the biggest consumers in America, it's foolish to not try to appeal us.

 

[blackmamba81]

Prince Batter?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I still don't why MLB doesn't market its black stars. Shh is annoying. We the biggest consumers in America, it's foolish to not try to appeal us.

How do you suggest they do?