Lol I be pretending I be on the phone at work. My office is along the path to the bathroom so I get a lot of foot traffic by me. People just instinctively like to peek in my office, or worse just come in a interrupt me for a bit. Sometimes I gotta pick up the phone and pretend dial just so they leave me the fukk alone
It was like a tale of two cities. I was all in my dental scrubs and he looked like a dishelevled bum in an apron. I ordered my food and immediately carried a fake convo on my phone until my shyt was ready