On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Y'all nikkas's threats. Many of the arguments I'm about to make rest upon the rock-solid principles of freedom of thought and freedom of speech. If it weren't for these freedoms, I wouldn't be allowed to tell you that if particularism were an Olympic sport, Y'all nikkas would clinch the gold medal. I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Y'all nikkas. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that Y'all nikkas wants to weaken our mental and moral fiber. Alas, that's a mere ripple on the self-righteous ocean of colonialism in which Y'all nikkas will drown any attempt to expose some of his juvenile deeds.
Groupthink and mob behavior are common within Y'all nikkas's phalanx of closed-minded, oligophrenic witlings. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against Y'all nikkas's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that I decidedly hope you're not being misled by the "new Y'all nikkas". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Y'all nikkas's goal is still the same: to entangle our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, humor, or caprice of disgraceful sophisters. That's why I'm telling you that the key to Y'all nikkas's soul is his longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. He dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, if it turns out that there's no way to prevent Y'all nikkas from plunging us into the dark abyss of annihilation then I guess it'll be time to throw my cards on the table and call it quits. I'll just have to give up trying to investigate the development of Bonapartism as a concept and accept the fact that he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing—as opposed to what he is saying—to understand his true aims. I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I undoubtedly hope that Y'all nikkas serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks. Should we worry that he wants to discredit and intimidate the opposition? In a word, yes. And that's not just because his fabulous success is not firmly connected with meritorious ability but also because we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Y'all nikkas. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that Y'all nikkas seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.
We must undeniably unmask Y'all nikkas's true face and intentions in regard to fetishism. A compossible option is to exercise due diligence in transcending traditional thinking. If we follow that approach, however, we must bear in mind that it's easy enough to hate Y'all nikkas any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Y'all nikkas is up to, things that ought to make a real Y'all nikkas-hater out of you. First off, an armed revolt against him is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified. The implications of this are obvious. To spell it out, though, if today we don't champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of Y'all nikkas, then tomorrow we'll have to put up with Y'all nikkas leaving us in the lurch. However sticky-fingered the national picture already is, his "paradigm-shifting strategic initiatives" scar little children's self-image. It follows from this that even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that Y'all nikkas should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants every time he wants to. Y'all nikkas used to maintain that the moon is made of green cheese. When he realized that no one was falling for that claptrap, he changed his tune to say that he's a tribune of the oppressed. Y'all nikkas is surely a sanctimonious liar, and shame on anyone who believes him.
Sometime in the future Y'all nikkas will mollycoddle abominable, unmannerly delinquents. Fortunately, that hasn't happened…yet. But it will doubtlessly happen if we don't delegitimize Y'all nikkas.
I have a plan to reveal the truth about Y'all nikkas's allegations. I call this plan "Operation get the Y'all nikkas monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that Y'all nikkas used to be a major proponent of savagism. Nowadays, he's putting all of his support behind adventurism. As they say,
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Some will say I exaggerate, but actually I'm being quite lenient. I didn't mention, for example, that by impaling us on the pike of exclusionism, Y'all nikkas is telegraphing his intentions to put power-hungry dips on the federal payroll. He will tear down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation long before he can convert me into one of his legatees. I have to laugh when he says that he can drive us into a state of apoplexy and get away with it. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but the first thing we need to do is to get him to admit that he has a problem. Y'all nikkas should be counseled to recite the following:
- I, Y'all nikkas, am a crass, cullionly dunderhead.
- I have been a participant in a giant scheme to destroy our sense of safety in the places we ordinarily imagine we can flee to.
- I hereby admit my addiction to totalism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
Once Y'all nikkas realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that he should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.
Let us now join hands, hearts, and minds to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. Of all the delusions I have ever known, the most namby-pamby is the idea that Y'all nikkas has the trappings of deity. Still, that doesn't prevent Y'all nikkas from toppling society. Now, I'm no fan of Y'all nikkas's, but still, Y'all nikkas's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Y'all nikkas's hangers-on, who loudly proclaim that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing Y'all nikkas and the sleazy loudmouths in his imperium. Regardless of those foul-mouthed proclamations, the truth is that he cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Y'all nikkas sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue moving increasingly towards the establishment of a totalitarian Earth. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to take away as many of Y'all nikkas's opportunities for mischief as possible will not rest until we do. Oh, and DON'T YOU DARE TALK shyt ABOUT GAY PEOPLE OKAY YOU bytch I DON'T RESPECT THAT, fukkERS.