the random captions are by grifters to improve viewer retention, chatgpt summaries of luxury cars' features are the meta rn (no double aunt andre). the reel keeps on looping while viewers read thru the text while wondering "wtf is this bullshyt," if even a tiny portion of them do this, that boosts the post a lot. this leads to more monetization, higher engagement numbers to show potential sponsors, etc. another reason is to trick ig's automated systems from hiding onlyfans content behind an age gate, but that doesn't really apply for this reel lol.