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She's wasting her youth being overweight.

Gonna wait till she turn 50 then finally get the weight off on some "tadaa!!:krs:"


AND you got the money :why:
Makes no sense. Besides the obvious surgery she could do..... bytch got money for a trainer and everything. I think she actually gained weight
 

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At what point does she say to herself "I don't want to die" because she doesn't look like she'll make it another 5 years. I bet she has to treat showering like a workout with 30 sec rests in between body parts.
 

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Why are her ankles and elbows always white? Can she not reach them properly? I have big women in my fam and they never look like that. Does she let her weave marinate on the floor a few days before installation. She has too much money to look so sloppy. Like a female version of Biz Markie.
 

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At what point does she say to herself "I don't want to die" because she doesn't look like she'll make it another 5 years. I bet she has to treat showering like a workout with 30 sec rests in between body parts.

Why are her ankles and elbows always white? Can she not reach them properly? I have big women in my fam and they never look like that. Does she let her weave marinate on the floor a few days before installation. She has too much money to look so sloppy. Like a female version of Biz Markie.
:russ::laff::laff:
 
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