"Why's ray in shape? You know what he's getting ready for!

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"Birdman was wearing a suit!!

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"So that's why battier stayed!!!

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"Norris Cole is playing in China just waiting!!

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"Chalmers doesn't wanna get signed by any other team for a reason!!

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According to Mike Ruiz Miami's gonna bring the old team back, plus add pieces like Melo(on a 10 day contract to prove himself) CP3, Paul George, Kawhi, LeBron and Boogie.
Funniest segment in a while.