*When discussing how Stugotz being so clueless and bad on the show is what makes it so special*
Mike: It only works because he's bad.
Stu: Yup...so what do you want from me? You want me to be good? That would ruin the show.
Mike: It really would ruin the show, you know that right? If he was your equal it would be a terrible show.
Stu: Right. I don't wanna be his equal. I can't be his equal. I'll never be his equal, but yeah..for the purposes of this show, me being wrong, me being bad is good for the show. Now, when I'm left without you, I'm as professional as can be...that's the deal....I am...
Yeah, I lied there. I'm not as professional as can be. I'm actually a lot worse at this without Dan than I am with Dan.
GOTZYA DA GAWD