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Kinguno
The Immortal
Her on the this shyt is fake because she's the same woman who offered herself up to see the bears in the Superbowl from the cracked aricle
In what has to be the most wildly successful Super Bowl ticket scheme of all time, a Los Angeles area Bears fan named Sarah Spain posted an Ebay ad offering to be some lucky fan's date to Super Bowl XLI.
She already had airfare and a place to stay, she just needed a dude misguided enough to think that coughing up a ticket would lead to anything other than a female filling the seat next to him, and filling the game with long, awkward silences.
"I sure am looking forward to not having sex with you."
At one point, the bidding reached an obviously not serious $99 million. And that's when Axe Body Spray stepped in. Rather than have a hot chick see even one dream go unfulfilled, God forbid, they gave Sarah four end zone tickets to the game. One for her, two for her friends and one for a guy she would choose as part of a contest they would run.
In the end, some dude named Alan Shahtaji emerged victorious. According to Sarah, when asked if he would miss any of the game to get her and her two friends beer, he replied that he absolutely would not. This, apparently, was what put him over the top. Chicks truly do dig a$$holes.
Since her time as an Axe Bodyspray promotion, Sarah has gone on to a gig with mouthpiecesports.com and has been featured in a commercial with Bears kick returner/wide receiver Devin Hester.
We're not saying that being a hot chick is like winning the lottery every week. We're just saying keep this story in mind when Rent-A-Center confiscates your 52" LCD due to nonpayment. We're guessing no feminine body spray manufacturers are going to come riding to your rescue.
In what has to be the most wildly successful Super Bowl ticket scheme of all time, a Los Angeles area Bears fan named Sarah Spain posted an Ebay ad offering to be some lucky fan's date to Super Bowl XLI.
She already had airfare and a place to stay, she just needed a dude misguided enough to think that coughing up a ticket would lead to anything other than a female filling the seat next to him, and filling the game with long, awkward silences.
At one point, the bidding reached an obviously not serious $99 million. And that's when Axe Body Spray stepped in. Rather than have a hot chick see even one dream go unfulfilled, God forbid, they gave Sarah four end zone tickets to the game. One for her, two for her friends and one for a guy she would choose as part of a contest they would run.
In the end, some dude named Alan Shahtaji emerged victorious. According to Sarah, when asked if he would miss any of the game to get her and her two friends beer, he replied that he absolutely would not. This, apparently, was what put him over the top. Chicks truly do dig a$$holes.
Since her time as an Axe Bodyspray promotion, Sarah has gone on to a gig with mouthpiecesports.com and has been featured in a commercial with Bears kick returner/wide receiver Devin Hester.
We're not saying that being a hot chick is like winning the lottery every week. We're just saying keep this story in mind when Rent-A-Center confiscates your 52" LCD due to nonpayment. We're guessing no feminine body spray manufacturers are going to come riding to your rescue.
Billy Preston
All Star
I'm listening out of curiosity and her timing is so damn bad it's jarring. She doesn't let Stugotz jokes sit and steam rolls over everybody just to talk about nonsense feminist crap. They even gave her a segment Stacked In My Day which was way too long and unfunny. This chic is the worst and throws the funny of the show off. Now Dan is acting angry b/c people say she sucks and is the true "shockular". Stugotz was even getting irritated not b/c of her going at him but her simply not being funny with the insults. At least try to be humerus but she so heavy handed with the insults they just fall flat. I know Guillermo doesn't like her at all.
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Now she throwing shade at Mina Kimes b/c people like her better and over explaining why she is the way she is. She simply tries too hard and Dan still making excuses trying to lump Jemel in this shyt. What a shyt show today.
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Now she trying to throw shade on Cote and Amin. I really do not like this chic
I turned 20 seconds into *Stacked In My Day* and didn't come back for the rest of the show. I assume the texters destroyed the segment, but didn't think Dan would acknowledge it, but apparently he did? Who brought up Mina Kimes?
From the second I heard her on the local hour until the *Stacked In My Day* segment, she came across as overbearing.
Dan trying to lump Mina in with shytty ass Spain
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
Well damn, seems I'm not downloading today's podcast then 
how the hell has this story gone unnoticed? fukk man, now I'm really pissed Dan and the crew are so hands off on Spain
Would you imagine ANYONE ELSE being a part of this scheme?
Spain shyts on Stu all the time and the Stugotz is strong in her
Her on the this shyt is fake because she's the same woman who offered herself up to see the bears in the Superbowl from the cracked aricle
In what has to be the most wildly successful Super Bowl ticket scheme of all time, a Los Angeles area Bears fan named Sarah Spain posted an Ebay ad offering to be some lucky fan's date to Super Bowl XLI.
She already had airfare and a place to stay, she just needed a dude misguided enough to think that coughing up a ticket would lead to anything other than a female filling the seat next to him, and filling the game with long, awkward silences.
"I sure am looking forward to not having sex with you."
At one point, the bidding reached an obviously not serious $99 million. And that's when Axe Body Spray stepped in. Rather than have a hot chick see even one dream go unfulfilled, God forbid, they gave Sarah four end zone tickets to the game. One for her, two for her friends and one for a guy she would choose as part of a contest they would run.
In the end, some dude named Alan Shahtaji emerged victorious. According to Sarah, when asked if he would miss any of the game to get her and her two friends beer, he replied that he absolutely would not. This, apparently, was what put him over the top. Chicks truly do dig a$$holes.
Since her time as an Axe Bodyspray promotion, Sarah has gone on to a gig with mouthpiecesports.com and has been featured in a commercial with Bears kick returner/wide receiver Devin Hester.
We're not saying that being a hot chick is like winning the lottery every week. We're just saying keep this story in mind when Rent-A-Center confiscates your 52" LCD due to nonpayment. We're guessing no feminine body spray manufacturers are going to come riding to your rescue.
how the hell has this story gone unnoticed? fukk man, now I'm really pissed Dan and the crew are so hands off on Spain
Would you imagine ANYONE ELSE being a part of this scheme?Spain shyts on Stu all the time and the Stugotz is strong in her
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
Slim
Superstar
Yep she ruined it. Couldn't even let it sit for 5 seconds without going into her diatribe about stereotypes and shyt.This was the only funny piece today and Spain even partially ruined that.
lotteryplaya
Winning a big lottery jackpot is my dream.
This plus her being silent about what really happened on the gronk cruise says alot. She is cool with feminism until her cleavage can help her get things. Always thought she was from a rich family but if she had to do this for tickets I guess not. Dan will have her on alot now just to irk fans who complain. He would make her a full time co host everyday if he could.Her on the this shyt is fake because she's the same woman who offered herself up to see the bears in the Superbowl from the cracked aricle
In what has to be the most wildly successful Super Bowl ticket scheme of all time, a Los Angeles area Bears fan named Sarah Spain posted an Ebay ad offering to be some lucky fan's date to Super Bowl XLI.
She already had airfare and a place to stay, she just needed a dude misguided enough to think that coughing up a ticket would lead to anything other than a female filling the seat next to him, and filling the game with long, awkward silences.
"I sure am looking forward to not having sex with you."
At one point, the bidding reached an obviously not serious $99 million. And that's when Axe Body Spray stepped in. Rather than have a hot chick see even one dream go unfulfilled, God forbid, they gave Sarah four end zone tickets to the game. One for her, two for her friends and one for a guy she would choose as part of a contest they would run.
In the end, some dude named Alan Shahtaji emerged victorious. According to Sarah, when asked if he would miss any of the game to get her and her two friends beer, he replied that he absolutely would not. This, apparently, was what put him over the top. Chicks truly do dig a$$holes.
Since her time as an Axe Bodyspray promotion, Sarah has gone on to a gig with mouthpiecesports.com and has been featured in a commercial with Bears kick returner/wide receiver Devin Hester.
We're not saying that being a hot chick is like winning the lottery every week. We're just saying keep this story in mind when Rent-A-Center confiscates your 52" LCD due to nonpayment. We're guessing no feminine body spray manufacturers are going to come riding to your rescue.
OT:Dan mentioned contracts are up next year and I was curious how much him and Stu make especially after all those firings? I feel like the shipping container makes good money compared to average people because I never hear them talking about working second jobs. Local radio guys usually have to do sponsor promotional stuff or work other jobs unless they were already rich. Dan and Stu are making seven figures.
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
Can't wait for Dan to downplay tonight's game being really good, fun to watch and with both teams going for multiple big plays. He's probably gonna change the subject and start a "how funny/sad is that the we had to wait 3 weeks for a good game and it's the lowly 49ers and Rams with two coaches that just came out of high school" 
I think Dan and Stu are set. Dan has brought in a lot of talent to the table, and Stu is always great on SC.
Can't wait for Dan to downplay tonight's game being really good, fun to watch and with both teams going for multiple big plays. He's probably gonna change the subject and start a "how funny/sad is that the we had to wait 3 weeks for a good game and it's the lowly 49ers and Rams with two coaches that just came out of high school"
Oh you know Dan is going to hit the Juelz.