Post your favorite Stand Up Comedy Bit

[Conscious Pilot]

Never Gets Old

 

[Sulu]

THROW DOWN..YO WALLET!!! DONT MAKE US ALL SUFFER

 

[avon barksdale]

[ame=http://youtu.be/yfIqxBbWnpA]Chris Rock-Never Scared-TV Stars - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://youtu.be/hSRehbRLfRQ"]http://youtu.be/hSRehbRLfRQ[/ame]

 

[mvp_status]

 

[DaveyDave]

not my fav bit from him but a funny part i found on youtube

 

[SuikodenII]

 

[CJ14]

Bernie Mac "Milk & Cookies" - YouTube

That Bernie Mac bit is one of my all time favs... kills me everytime...

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

SO......MUCH......ETHER........

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[Mr. Manhattan]

 

[bufu]

"Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that"

Cut off the end of the joke.....
"Black people, we can't pull that off. Cuz if you're about to do some shyt, an old black guy will pop up saying 'Don't do that nikka, that's 5 to 10'. We know the crimes and the penalties."

 

[Conz]

"bytch i live in a fukkin trash can!" is probably still my favorite line in any set ever.

 

[BangBike]

 

[Majestic Pape]

This shyt was real as fukk, hit home hard, lol

 

[Tom Foolery]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nK6SYDOTnE&feature=related"]Aries Spears - Arnold Schwarzenegger Impression (+ Pacino vs. DeNiro in "Heat") - YouTube[/ame]

 

[The_Hillsta]

Aside from the ones already mentioned, these two episodes here were ALWAYS personal classics, first time I had ever seen these two fools....gotdamn.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE"]Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam: All Stars Vol 2 1993 - YouTube[/ame]