Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[ChrisDorner]

In middle school this girl played the nervous game with me in computer class
(if you dont remember that, its where you put your hand on someones thigh and ask if they're nervous, and if they say no, you move your hand a little closer to their dikk/p*ssy and then ask again, rinse/repeat until they say "okay ")

anyways so I thought she was feelin me just off of that, so I asked her to be my girlfriend in front of a huge ass group of people and she was like "no, sorry."

I remember this nikka looked at me after like "you alright b?"

I thought he was lookin out for me until I saw him like

I had absolutely no game back then.

 

[Swiggy]

Was at a movie with her, she dipped to the bathroom right quick, but was gone the rest of the movie.

Saw her outside on the payphone with another nikka

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Back when I was on some type flow I talked to this one girl and was about to date her then I found out she was in some deep lust with my 22 year old neighbor. dude was fkin with a 14 year old. Thank god it was only middle school

 

[ChrisDorner]

My sophomore year of High School I was talking to this girl & planning on dating her, this dude (who eventually became my homie) told me she was flirting with him, showed me the texts and everything. She had the audacity to say her cousin was texting him from her phone I decided to believe her

a few months into our relationship she told me she was on the pill so i could hit it raw, i was like "lemme see " she showed me a bunch of pink pills in a bag. I decided to believe her. one nut and one conversation and one plan b pill later, I learned a valuable lesson about women.

 

[Tapp]

When i was in high school this girl recorded me spilling my heart out to her and simpn on the phone . . . . . and then she played it for all her homegirls and nggas who she was actually fckn . . . . . . showed up to school the next day with everybody lookn at me like. . . . . . . .

 

[Silkk]

Off the top of my head:

Fine ass 19 year old hooters waitress wanted to go come over and fukk, but my apartment wasn't ready for a week and now she back fukking her boyfriend

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

When i was in high school this girl recorded me spilling my heart out to her and simpn on the phone . . . . . and then she played it for all her homegirls and nggas who she was actually fckn . . . . . . showed up to school the next day with everybody lookn at me like. . . . . . . .

You ain't say somethin like "I love you and I need you in my life" right?

 

[Tapp]

You ain't say somethin like "I love you and I need you in my life" right?

its been years breh but i wouldnt be surprised if i did

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

its been years breh but i wouldnt be surprised if i did

How do you live that down? Did you get dogged for the rest of your days or did everyone just forget about it

 

[acri1]

Age 20. Hotel. Too much alcohol. Whiskey dikk.

No further details shall be given.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Off the top of my head:

Fine ass 19 year old hooters waitress wanted to go come over and fukk, but my apartment wasn't ready for a week and now she back fukking her boyfriend

That's not really an L. Sometimes them's just the breaks

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I tried to play it cool when I knew she liked me. I took too long and she ends up pregnant and engaged to a Rent-A-Center fukkboy manager named G***** W****n who drives a 2010 Blue Chevy Camaro v6 (basic Muthafukk ) and he lives at 3574 Fi***** court apt. 236

I ain't even sweatin' it, tho. See, I'm happy

 

[Tapp]

How do you live that down? Did you get dogged for the rest of your days or did everyone just forget about it

I got clowned for awhile but eventually everyone forgot about it. I feel like a lot off nggas was simpn back then so nobody could say they never did anything similar, sht was mad embarrassing for the time being though. I can laugh about it now , plus i didnt get disowned by any of the homies or anything

 

[Smoke]

I'll never forget this...cuz it kinda molded me into the nikka I am today.

The year was 2004...I was about 15. I had just gotten a cell phone. It was a little T-Mobile prepaid flip joint. I got this girl's number, and I'm texting her and what not, she lol'ing and shyt like everything good. Then one day I texted her, and she just flipped the fukk out on me son. She hit me with some shyt like "YOU DOING TOO MUCH, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE" and I'm just sitting there like . Keep in mind, I was a fragile 15 year old at the time, and didn't really understand the game. So, I'm texting her like "Did I do something?", "What's wrong?" "Please talk to me " then finally I just never texted her again. It had me in the fukk bytches mindset for madd long, actually until about 2010-2011.

Fast forward several years to I think 2009, I was a Sophomore in college, I see her she's working in a department store. We exchange numbers, and she hits me up and we talk for a little bit. And this bytch had the audacity to say "Why we stop talking back then" So I tell her the whole story and she on some "Awww I don't remember that " but I keep it cool, cause in my mind I was already planning out how I could dog her out as bad as I could. Long story short, we actually dated for awhile, then it ended.



Moral of the story: You always gotta fukk the bytches that turned you down when y'all were younger.

 

[Silkk]

That's not really an L. Sometimes them's just the breaks

Its an L whenever i see that ass, and realize i had a chance to be behind it