Going to the movies
Why is it that I can take off in the middle of the day when the movie theaters are empty, two weeks after the damn movie has come out.
And I go and sit in the entirely empty theater to enjoy myself and watch the movie undisturbed on the big screen...
In walks some cac reject looking like a damn basement dweller and smelling like corn chips and cheetos and sits in the row DIRECTLY BEHIND ME!!!

Out of a whole gatdamned empty movie theater you choose to sit right damn behind me!?
Mothafukka get the fukk outta here!!!!
I've turned around and given the stare during the previews multiple times and only twice have the reject b*stards stayed sitting behind me.
Those two times I moved.
Last thing I need is some damn reject commenting on every scene to himself thru the whole movie.
Smellin like pathetic and broke and living at home....ugh.

