post how you'd die in an 80s horror movie

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Id start break dancing before freddie or jason killed me.
IDK why but hopefully it would make them look at me like :what: and then that would give me enough time to make a dash.....:kanyeshrug: Hey it could work!
 

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The killer would be coming up the stairs slowly...I'd panic and with no way out try jumping out of my window...I'd break something in my leg and the glass would cut up my body...I'd start crawling towards my neighbors house just as the killer comes up behind me, grabs my hair and slits my throat.

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I'd be in the middle of giving shorty the business when we'd hear a strange sound downstairs.

She'd be like "wait, wait, stop, did you hear that?"

I'd give her the :childplease: and be like "it's nothing baby" and keep beating them buns :ahh:

2 minutes later a serial killer would burst through the door :sitdown:

and impale us both while on top of her.
 

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I'd be in the middle of giving shorty the business when we'd hear a strange sound downstairs.

She'd be like "wait, wait, stop, did you hear that?"

I'd give her the :childplease: and be like "it's nothing baby" and keep beating them buns :ahh:

2 minutes later a serial killer would burst through the door :sitdown:

and impale us both while on top of her.

:noah:
 

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*Go to secret martial arts tournament in a strange asian pacific island*

*get off boat plane with 500 pounds of luggage*

*Dies after first fight with my neck snapped by over sized china man* :sadbron:
 

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I'd either get run over or run smack into a tree. Soon as I saw either a Giant muthafukker wearing a hockey mask packing a machete, or a pale masked dude with a knife I'm dashing like Usain Bolt!
 

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I would curse back and put up a fight. Just as I'm about to go for the KILL, I say something smart, and get impaled by an unexpected sharp object.
 

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I'd be the one fukkin my boyfriend. While I'm riding him we hear a suspicious noise, I put on his oversized tee-shirt with no panties on to go check it out with him.....and then we'd end up getting murked.
 
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