Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Jparker]

 

[kaldurahm]

Didn't see it in porn but I thought doing the splits was a good idea/missionary

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I feel bad for some off yall .

 

[kaldurahm]

Picking her up is the furthest I’ve gone

Both times shorty laughed

I tried this and failed pretty bad..

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Titty fukkin is not it

THAT shyt RUINED MY NIGHT. I DIDN'T HIT ANY BIG TITTY WOMEN UNTIL MY 30'S. I THOUGHT THAT shyt WAS GONNA BE THE BEST THING EVER. SMH

 

[Jasonmask]

THAT shyt RUINED MY NIGHT. I DIDN'T HIT ANY BIG TITTY WOMEN UNTIL MY 30'S. I THOUGHT THAT shyt WAS GONNA BE THE BEST THING EVER. SMH

I was fortunate to do this in my teen years and she had amazing breasts. It’s a lil better when they do it themselves but you on top trying to fukk it like p*ssy is a L

 

[The_Sheff]

I havent tried this because its impossible for me, but gotta ask as a general curiosity.

I honestly dont understand how these dudes be bending their dikks all the way back and get their dikks sucked from the back. I think they all got tendons cut in their dikk or something because my shyt dont bend like that at all. My joint would snap off if someone tried bending it back like that.

 

[BobbyWojak]

No means no, but fortunately, I've never had that problem

Again, women are EXTREMELY giving and pleasing if they really like you. Don't believe anything else.

Yeah, but my point is if she really likes you sometimes a 'yes' is a no, you get what I'm saying? I don't want her to have to tolerate something for my sake, I have my boundaries, and she has hers, imo you're supposed to meet in the middle.

 

[Him]

My current girl from the islands and a straight up freak. She got some tig ole bitties too

Loves to be skull fukked, loves me fish hooking her mouth while beating it from behind, can’t relate to this topic rn .

First chick that I made gag that doesn’t run to wipe off her face ruining the moment, told that bytch I like it messy. Think she might be a keeper.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Titty fukkin is not it

When she got F cups it is

 

[TripleAgent]

Yeah, but my point is if she really likes you sometimes a 'yes' is a no, you get what I'm saying? I don't want her to have to tolerate something for my sake, I have my boundaries, and she has hers, imo you're supposed to meet in the middle.

If she lies, that's her problem. If she'sdoing it out of feelings of obligation, and not fun, it'll show anyway.

 

[BobbyWojak]

If she lies, that's her problem.

Wooah lmao tf, agree to disagree

 

[Payday23]

Shiiiiit when ya bytch got size k titties it is

Bruh it's like fukking a fat roll

 

[TripleAgent]

Wooah lmao tf, agree to disagree

You giving girls polygraphs before sex, breh? Either she's honest or she isn't.

And fukk your neg

 

[Mr Clean]

I tried this shyt on this one 6.3/10 bytch and got an immediate charlie horse and was rubbin my hamstring and calfs for helllla minutes feelin hella crunchy then tapped out for the night with my dikk tucked between my legs like a straight sucka

Breh making that shyt look easy. Hood gymnast. We need to get this type of shyt in the Olympics