(Poll) You're stranded on a desert island...

You VS who?

  • Freddy

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Jason

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Mike Myers

    Votes: 12 15.6%
  • IT

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • Jigsaw

    Votes: 16 20.8%
  • Damien

    Votes: 5 6.5%
  • Dracula

    Votes: 28 36.4%

  • Total voters
    77

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In the current canon Mike is just a regular nikka

I think I'd take my chances with him more than anything supernatural,

no way i'm outsmarting jigsaw, wake up one morning with grenade tied to string up my ass and gotta play some stupid ass game :scust:

Not being able to sleep would be so trash and I'd fukk around and doze off so Freddy out, Jason can't die and can swim so that's out, Dracula is too OP, so is the monster from IT, and so is Damien, like where the fukk am I gonna get a ceremonial dagger from to kill that nikka?

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Kairi Irving said:
The only vampire movie I care about is Dusk Til Dawn :yeshrug:

People like to say zombies are overrated (BS) when vampires are the definition of overrated

Read Salem's Lot by Stephen King. I'd suggest watching the movie, but the book goes into a LOT more detail from what I remember.​
 

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Read Salem's Lot by Stephen King. I'd suggest watching the movie, but the book goes into a LOT more detail from what I remember.​



Yep great book. Also, the below. Vampires can be interesting if the author takes a different approach.

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Freddy

For everyone else, nah. It requires actual physical prowess to deal with Jason and Mike Myers, and I'm not trying to chance falling victim to any of Jigsaw's torturous devices. IT is not even indigenous to this planet. Dracula is an immortal apex hunter of human prey....and Damien is supernatural opponent of the world's savior...

:beli: No thanks to all of that.


Freddy is the only one I don't have to initially meet in a physical space. I'm going to have to work out some kind of crazy sleep schedule to stay awake as long as possible for that week. In the dream space, though, if I can stay lucid enough, I have a chance to actually fight back by tapping into the same powers as Freddy. Like IT, he feeds on fear so he does have a weakness.


To be honest, though, ain't nobody trying to see any of these folks under any circumstances.


Should've just said Candyman and sent us to the island with no mirrors.
 

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I choose Dracula because he's food in direct sunlight so I have a chance to actually kill him during the day.​
All those trees. I can make a wooden stake ...n kill his as durin the day..

Conversation over..

Convert ya life to christ...n pray over the ocean..go swimming at night...u have a big ass supply of holy water

It was 4 scary nighas..u not scared of shyt ..it wpnt exist
 
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