Poll Reveals America Thinks Women Should Have Babies By Age 26
Sometimes, as a woman, I find myself adrift on a rudderless sea of indecision bereft of the opinions of others weighing in on my conduct. How should I dress? Should I be thin or what? Should I do anything to my face to make it look different? How should I conduct myself sexually? How should I age? When should I talk? When should I have babies? Well, ladies, I'm proud to answer that now, finally, American society has weighed in on How Women Should Act. And America, collectively, has decided that you should have babies before you turn 26 and your uterus fills up with cobwebs.
A new Gallup poll that, for some reason, asked 5,000 people when they think that women should have their first child revealed that the majority of people think that it's really just best of ladies start popping them out at age 25 or younger. Only 3% of the wizened masses believe it's best for women to wait until they're over 30 to have babies. Related: America believes my reproductive choices to be faulty. There isn't an emoticon strong enough to express my sadness.
Unsurprisingly, America doesn't believe exactly the same standard should apply to men, but a surprising proportion — 43% — believe that men should get to babymaking at age 25 or younger.
Now that the sting of judgment re: my personal life choices has worn off, allow me to ask this pressing question: What the fukk, America? Who raised you (you = America) to think that it would be perfectly hunky-dory if this nation's 24 year olds went out and started knocking each other up, just, en masse? THINK OF A 24-YEAR-OLD YOU KNOW. Why are you encouraging them to have a baby? Circa 2013 twenty-four-year-olds, adjusted backward for immaturity inflation, are only the 1973 equivalent of 13-year-olds, child readiness-wise. In 1945 years, 2013 24-year-olds are only 6 years old!
The age breakdown of the respondents adds an extra layer of weirdness to Gallup's results. Adults over age 65, eyes wild with a crazed hunger for grandchildren to spoil, were most likely to believe that women should have babies before they hit the big 2-6 (72% of baby hungry geriatrics would just love it if the Youths could get off that MySpace and start making wee ones). But a solid majority of 18-29-year-olds — 60% — believe that their peers should be reproducing. To steal a go-to quote from "cool" substitute teachers everywhere: Guys. Guys.
As Slate's Jessica Grose points out, there's an inverse relationship between level of education and likelihood that a person would tell a pollster that they think babymaking should start at age 25 or younger. The more school a person attended, the more likely they are to believe parenting should wait. Probably because one of the things that you learn in school is that not having kids is super fun.
And there's also this grain of salt: Gallup really fukking sucks at polling. During last year's Presidential race, they ranked 23rd of the 23 polling firms that Nate Silver analyzed for accuracy. So, let's hope that this poll, like its surveys showing the Presidential race in a dead heat, also skews slightly conservative.
Otherwise, heaven help us.
Sometimes, as a woman, I find myself adrift on a rudderless sea of indecision bereft of the opinions of others weighing in on my conduct. How should I dress? Should I be thin or what? Should I do anything to my face to make it look different? How should I conduct myself sexually? How should I age? When should I talk? When should I have babies? Well, ladies, I'm proud to answer that now, finally, American society has weighed in on How Women Should Act. And America, collectively, has decided that you should have babies before you turn 26 and your uterus fills up with cobwebs.
A new Gallup poll that, for some reason, asked 5,000 people when they think that women should have their first child revealed that the majority of people think that it's really just best of ladies start popping them out at age 25 or younger. Only 3% of the wizened masses believe it's best for women to wait until they're over 30 to have babies. Related: America believes my reproductive choices to be faulty. There isn't an emoticon strong enough to express my sadness.
Unsurprisingly, America doesn't believe exactly the same standard should apply to men, but a surprising proportion — 43% — believe that men should get to babymaking at age 25 or younger.
Now that the sting of judgment re: my personal life choices has worn off, allow me to ask this pressing question: What the fukk, America? Who raised you (you = America) to think that it would be perfectly hunky-dory if this nation's 24 year olds went out and started knocking each other up, just, en masse? THINK OF A 24-YEAR-OLD YOU KNOW. Why are you encouraging them to have a baby? Circa 2013 twenty-four-year-olds, adjusted backward for immaturity inflation, are only the 1973 equivalent of 13-year-olds, child readiness-wise. In 1945 years, 2013 24-year-olds are only 6 years old!
The age breakdown of the respondents adds an extra layer of weirdness to Gallup's results. Adults over age 65, eyes wild with a crazed hunger for grandchildren to spoil, were most likely to believe that women should have babies before they hit the big 2-6 (72% of baby hungry geriatrics would just love it if the Youths could get off that MySpace and start making wee ones). But a solid majority of 18-29-year-olds — 60% — believe that their peers should be reproducing. To steal a go-to quote from "cool" substitute teachers everywhere: Guys. Guys.
As Slate's Jessica Grose points out, there's an inverse relationship between level of education and likelihood that a person would tell a pollster that they think babymaking should start at age 25 or younger. The more school a person attended, the more likely they are to believe parenting should wait. Probably because one of the things that you learn in school is that not having kids is super fun.
And there's also this grain of salt: Gallup really fukking sucks at polling. During last year's Presidential race, they ranked 23rd of the 23 polling firms that Nate Silver analyzed for accuracy. So, let's hope that this poll, like its surveys showing the Presidential race in a dead heat, also skews slightly conservative.
Otherwise, heaven help us.
I'm not having (or adopting) a kid until I'm like 31-32. 
and she's been throwing hints because my nephews (who are more like cousins) are 21 and 20 and both had kids this year.