Podcast bruv comes thru with the PERFECT analogy for marriage

[hitmonlee]

Their podcast is pretty funny. Shxtsandgigs on YouTube

I can never watch or listen because of that accent.


Whut ah

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Efffffff water!!!!!



I'll be fine if I never have water for the rest of my life!!!!

 

[jilla82]

im convinced a lot of yall nikkas are gay

type of man cant even admit he wants to fukk a random bih?

 

[DonB90]

Wa'Or

 

[JNew]

That’s actually a horrible analogy by to random internet video makers.

You need water to survive, you don’t need women to survive.

This is why you young cats are so screwed up in the head, anything that sounds good or different you think is gospel especially if it comes from some YouTuber sitting behind a mic.

Man do I miss the old internet when people actually had some critical thinking skills.

 

[Still Benefited]

Water is so much more than just for quenching your 'thirst'.

Fanta won't grow your crops or cook your food, or wash your clothes or wash you yourself.

The dams that provide electicity that power your homes don't run on fanta.

Life itself wouldn't exist without water.

More precious than gold.

But keep thinking that it's just for 'thirst'.

These are our attachments


If your wife/righteous attachment/girlfriend isnt more than "water" ie p*ssy. You definitely shouldnt have commited to her in the first place. Its more like saying "fukk a meal WITH the drink,just gimme the drink".


Have I said this before? Yes. Will I say it again? I know better than to tempt the devil


The key is understanding that as a man,you are basically a beverage crackhead. We must stay hydrated to avoid being tempted. We dont allow ourselves to be put in a predicament to get so hot,that we need to accept a drink from strangers. If your feeling dizzy and famished,go sit down somewhere.