Planet of apes is a straight garbage ass movie with racial overtones

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try to be different by making simplistic complaints of a movie theme that's been done to death yet act like you're putting people on to game when the movie was actually dope brehs
Movie theme aside tha movie wuz wack as hell

it wuz lion king but less original, when tha apes started shooting guns it wuz comical, I fought tha urge to walk out tha theatre several times, it wuz torture sittin through a movie that's designed for children 15 and under

you said it yourself, it's "been done to death", so how are you still finding it entertaining? You probably think a :hamster: running on a wheel is entertaining to watch for 3 hours also, maybe that's wuts running in your brain :ohhh:
 
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The movie started slow, but it was very interesting. I mean dialogue between apes using minimal words and hand movements. I actually thought it turned out to be pretty decent. I mean it's fukking apes with machine guns. shyt is GTA V in the jungle.

There's no denying that it's an entertaining movie. Not a classic, but a good watch.
 

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Movie theme aside tha movie wuz wack as hell

it wuz lion king but less original, when tha apes started shooting guns it wuz comical, I fought tha urge to walk out tha theatre several times, it wuz torture sittin through a movie that's designed for children 15 and under

you said it yourself, it's "been done to death", so how are you still finding it entertaining? You probably think a :hamster: running on a wheel is entertaining to watch for 3 hours also, maybe that's wuts running in your brain :ohhh:
tell me a movie released in the past 20 years that wasn't a based on a pre-exiting motif? stop it, they did a good job with the movie, yes, koba going scarface was :snoop: but that was an exception
 

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tell me a movie released in the past 20 years that wasn't a based on a pre-exiting motif? stop it, they did a good job with the movie, yes, koba going scarface was :snoop: but that was an exception
We're talking about a gottdamn children's movie theme here :why:

I'm a simple guy but c'mon I need a LIL BIT of intellectual stimulation, and I'm not one of tha sharpest tools in tha shed either :heh:

but hey to each they own :manny:
 

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We're talking about a gottdamn children's movie theme here :why:

I'm a simple guy but c'mon I need a LIL BIT of intellectual stimulation, and I'm not one of tha sharpest tools in tha shed either :heh:

but hey to each they own :manny:
:what: even if you feel like this was lion kingish (wihch it wasn't other than the pride rock feeling/birth of the new son), the theme of lion king is one that's been done since the days of Shakespeare, just cuz it was in a kids movie doesn't make it any less relevant to more adult movies (i.e. Up, Lego Movie, Wall-E, etc.)
 

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:what: even if you feel like this was lion kingish (wihch it wasn't other than the pride rock feeling/birth of the new son), the theme of lion king is one that's been done since the days of Shakespeare, just cuz it was in a kids movie doesn't make it any less relevant to more adult movies (i.e. Up, Lego Movie, Wall-E, etc.)
tha whole kid takes on tha legacy, didn't know who killed his pops, finds out its one of his own tribes people that killed his pops, etc straight lion king rip-off:comeon:

wut adult can sit through this dumb shyt, apes shootin guns FOH, i've come to tha conclusion ya'll muthafukkaz is just hella dumb :pacspit:
 

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Planet of the Apes, King Kong, Mighty Joe Young, etc. Never watch movies with apes interacting with white people. 9 times out of 10 it will have racial overtones. :camby:
 

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You have to understand, the film room is mostly cacs who think of themselves as film experts because they can align their tastes with rottentomatoes/imdb.

Everything I do, I do it for the tomatometer

Shut up also
 

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tha apes are supposed to be indegenous people and tha "humans" :beli: are supposed to be cac imperialists

again tha stereotypical savage emotional apes are colored people

tha smart cold whiteman are tha intelligent logical "human beings" :comeon:


at other times I felt like I wuz watching Lion King with tha child like Disney storyline, c'mon we had enough these preachy "lessons" in kindergarten already :snoop:

who's actually entertained by elementary shyt like this :wtf: as grown adults this movie is an insult to our intelligence

last mindless summer movie I see, fukked off my high

Yea you haven't watched the movies at all :mjlol:Fail thread:mjlol:

Ya'll realize that the Apes are more civilized, intelligent, and community driven than the whites, who are looked at as destructive, impulsive, and weak in these movies, right? Like I said, watch the movie first before you throw out dumb accusations
 
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is that how you want you and your family portrayed? As a bunch of apes that need "white" schooling and education?

I've met white people and sensed many others who believe this in their hearts that the world NEEDED colonization from them. :beli:

I don't care. I do me. All we can do, I pick my battles and changing every idiot in the worlds opinion ain't one of them.
 

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tha apes are supposed to be indegenous people and tha "humans" :beli: are supposed to be cac imperialists

again tha stereotypical savage emotional apes are colored people

tha smart cold whiteman are tha intelligent logical "human beings" :comeon:


at other times I felt like I wuz watching Lion King with tha child like Disney storyline, c'mon we had enough these preachy "lessons" in kindergarten already :snoop:

who's actually entertained by elementary shyt like this :wtf: as grown adults this movie is an insult to our intelligence

last mindless summer movie I see, fukked off my high

this is true but the movie still good and entertaining where that LANK at to Rise of POTA. I need to see it again to prepare for Dawn :takedat:
 
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