Smashing Nia Jax would probably be the shyt though. Probably has a nice little pad down in Orlando that The Rock helped her deck out.
You drunkenly beat out on a Friday night and she has to get up early to get back on the road.
The fat keeps you warm and counterbalances the A/C blasting b/c you're in Florida.
Alexa swings by for a shower and you chop it up with both of them and charm them with your jokes before they dip to the gym on their way out of town.
Fully-stocked fridge and she tells you to let yourself out whenever you finally get around to waking up Saturday afternoon.