I once had a six year old try to pull my shorts up so he could look at my booty.
A few weeks ago I overheard this Puerto Rican lady in the story saying that she can't stand little kids because they always touch her butt. This little boy came up to her and said something that sounded like mommy and she was like "Oh no. Oh on. I know what your trying to do papi. Nah I ain't your mommy." He runs away and she continues "These little nasty kids always trying to touch me. Always want to pretend to be my kids to grab on my ass."
I didn't even know kids did that. I wouldn't have believed her if I didn't see the little boy try to do it.
Her ass looked like this: