physicist meets sexy model, she wants him to fly with a suitcase she left behind...

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In what a fellow physicist described as a “very vain, very inappropriate” talk delivered on the 80th birthday of Murray Gell-Mann, a Nobel laureate in physics, Frampton veered into autobiography, recounting how his ability to multiply numbers in his head at 4 led him to see himself as “cleverer than Newton.” This line became a refrain throughout the talk. Interspersed with the calculations and hypotheses were his Oxford grades, which, he said, showed that he, like Newton, was in the top 1 percentile for intelligence. Frampton insists that he was merely joking and that his sense of humor was misinterpreted as self-regard. Yet in many of my conversations with him, he seemed to cling to the idea of his own exceptionalism. During our first meeting, when I asked him what attracted him to Milani, he said, “Not to offend present company,” referring to me and the representative from the penitentiary service, “but, to start with, she’s in the top 1 percentile of how women look.” And in an e-mail to Milani — or, rather, the fake Milani — Frampton wrote, “As these days tick by, and I think about it a lot, the more I realize that we are the perfect couple in all respects.”

where's richard sherman at.....the professor hit the nikka with the "you ain't top 22 at anything in life" line

 

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Internet hook-ups. A DDD natural breast size. A friend's suitcase coming from South America. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see where this is going ....

Speaking of calculations, the old professor should be thanking his anti-matter that he did not get arrested at JFK.

Has he taken a look-see at the Federal Sentencing Guidelines lately?

I googled Denise Melani after reading this story and laughed out loud. It's better for the Professor's sake that you did not include a photo.

Perhaps the professor's problems began with a simple keyboard error - his quest for a boson might have serendipitously gone astray. Of course, he should have immediately noticed the discrepancy, as the difference in size between the objects in question was much more than five standard deviations.

judge cold as hell too

his lawyer asked whether Frampton was also calculating the weight of one of the judges.

“I’m embarrassed to admit it, but yes,” Frampton answered. “I calculated that he must weigh 100 kilos.”

“You calculated badly, as badly as you did about your second marriage,” the judge responded. “I’m 124 kilos.”

 

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“The only real connection we have is through the international media,” Frampton admitted. Milani, who was interviewed for The Daily Mail, expressed alarm about having her name associated with drug smugglers, fear for herself, her 12-year-old son and “sympathy” for the professor. “I feel sympathy for her, too,” Frampton said. (Despite repeated attempts, Milani could not be reached for comment.)

Indeed, Frampton sees academia’s denizens as creative misfits who deserve special protection. “People who are socially inept can nevertheless be the most creative people,” he told me one afternoon on the telephone. “It’s very important that they can’t be fired. This is the genius of tenure.”

this delusional fukk. Professors aint shyt.