perfect quote on how i feel about marriage

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Won't lie, I never thought about the intricacies of marriage more than after I joined the coli.
 

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Young men shouldn't marry... because they have their talents, dreams, and future to utilize. Women will marry young men as a sort of "down payment", a future retirement plan. BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T PUT THEIR DREAMS ON HOLD TO BE A HOUSEWIFE. THIS IS THE REASON ALIMONY EVEN EXISTS.

Old men shouldn't marry... because of their assets and wealth to be taken, and older women resemble mummies. Young women marry old men for the money when he dies. UM MARRY SOMEBODY YOUR OWN DAMNED AGE? OH BUT YOU DON'T WANT THAT THOUGH. SO BASICALLY YOU WANT IT ALL WITH NO NEGATIVES. YALL STARTING TO SOUND LIKE WOMEN WITH THIS HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO ATTITUDE.

Poor men shouldn't marry... because they will forever remain a wage slave, working, working, working, until the day he dies or retires in his sixties. If she divorces, he is enslaved to child support payments and often kicked out of his own house. NEWS FLASH. YOU'RE A WAGE SLAVE WHETHER YOU MARRY OR NOT. YOU ARE ENSLAVED TO CHILD SUPPORT WHETHER YOU DIVORCE OR NOT. AND IF THE BABY IS PROVEN TO BE YOURS YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT WHETHER YOU WERE EVER MARRIED OR NOT. THIS STATEMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARRIAGE AT ALL.

Rich men shouldn't marry... because most of the women will be gold diggers. During the marriage, she will siphon off much assets and wealth her way. If a divorce comes, she will take off with a good chunk of the cash. MARRY ON YOUR LEVEL THEN. THERE ARE RICH WOMEN OUT THERE TOO.

Men with dreams shouldn't marry... because the wife will stomp on those dreams and say that your purpose on Earth is to please her. You should either be pleasing her or making money for her to spend. Dreams are for children, dear. I GUESS WOMEN DON'T HAVE DREAMS. I GUESS THEIR DREAMS ARE TO COOK CLEAN AND RAISE THE KIDS.

Men without dreams shouldn't marry... because all the pleasures you take in life, be it fishing, hunting, gaming, motorcycling, or football, will be diminished greatly if not removed entirely. Your hobbies become 'guilt trips' while your wife's hobbies become 'quality time'. THIS shyt IS MAD TRUE :laff:

Religious men shouldn't marry... because marriage has nothing at all to do with being religious. Jesus didn't marry. Monks don't marry. Churches are not men's friends. Every church allows tons of divorces including Catholic Churches (under the skyrocketing annulments). JESUS DIDN'T MARRY? FOR REAL BRO? JESUS WAS SAVING THE WORLD SON. ALL THOSE CLERGY AND HOLY MEN DON'T MARRY FOR 1 REASON. SEX. IT ISN'T THE MARRIAGE THAT THEY ARE SO MUCH SHYING AWAY FROM. IT IS WHAT COMES WITH THE MARRIAGE.

Non-religious men shouldn't marry... because you are getting married to the government. If you say, "That is absurd! Married to the government? Ho ho! I am married to my woman!" then watch how the State falls upon your head when a divorce comes. "But I will never become divorced!" Then you get to remain in the Government sanctioned sex program that is called "Marriage". What! You don't think it is a government program? Try having sex outside of marriage. You may get away with it for a while... until a child appears and you get slammed with child support. You could co-habitate, yes, but the state will declare you two married and then you become "institutionalized" into marriage. Threats to the government sex program, i.e. marriage, such as prostitution is attacked and removed at every point. And the reason why the "free sex" exists out there in the first place is for the women, not the men, which is why media and even men say that getting laid is 'getting lucky' as if women have bestowed a favor on the guy. NON RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TECHNICALLY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. :yeshrug:
 

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Im not against marriage I understand its religious backgrounds, my parents been married for the longest so I got see it work out the right way

But what I dont get is how ppl say that getting married is what strengthens the bond. A title shouldnt strengthen what already should be there. You would smack the shyt outta your best friend if he ever say some shyt like "Aye bro I need you to sign this Homeboys For Life contract so I know its real"
 

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Young men shouldn't marry... because they have their talents, dreams, and future to utilize. Women will marry young men as a sort of "down payment", a future retirement plan. BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T PUT THEIR DREAMS ON HOLD TO BE A HOUSEWIFE. THIS IS THE REASON ALIMONY EVEN EXISTS.

Old men shouldn't marry... because of their assets and wealth to be taken, and older women resemble mummies. Young women marry old men for the money when he dies. UM MARRY SOMEBODY YOUR OWN DAMNED AGE? OH BUT YOU DON'T WANT THAT THOUGH. SO BASICALLY YOU WANT IT ALL WITH NO NEGATIVES. YALL STARTING TO SOUND LIKE WOMEN WITH THIS HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO ATTITUDE.

Poor men shouldn't marry... because they will forever remain a wage slave, working, working, working, until the day he dies or retires in his sixties. If she divorces, he is enslaved to child support payments and often kicked out of his own house. NEWS FLASH. YOU'RE A WAGE SLAVE WHETHER YOU MARRY OR NOT. YOU ARE ENSLAVED TO CHILD SUPPORT WHETHER YOU DIVORCE OR NOT. AND IF THE BABY IS PROVEN TO BE YOURS YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT WHETHER YOU WERE EVER MARRIED OR NOT. THIS STATEMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARRIAGE AT ALL.

Rich men shouldn't marry... because most of the women will be gold diggers. During the marriage, she will siphon off much assets and wealth her way. If a divorce comes, she will take off with a good chunk of the cash. MARRY ON YOUR LEVEL THEN. THERE ARE RICH WOMEN OUT THERE TOO.

Men with dreams shouldn't marry... because the wife will stomp on those dreams and say that your purpose on Earth is to please her. You should either be pleasing her or making money for her to spend. Dreams are for children, dear. I GUESS WOMEN DON'T HAVE DREAMS. I GUESS THEIR DREAMS ARE TO COOK CLEAN AND RAISE THE KIDS.

Men without dreams shouldn't marry... because all the pleasures you take in life, be it fishing, hunting, gaming, motorcycling, or football, will be diminished greatly if not removed entirely. Your hobbies become 'guilt trips' while your wife's hobbies become 'quality time'. THIS shyt IS MAD TRUE :laff:

Religious men shouldn't marry... because marriage has nothing at all to do with being religious. Jesus didn't marry. Monks don't marry. Churches are not men's friends. Every church allows tons of divorces including Catholic Churches (under the skyrocketing annulments). JESUS DIDN'T MARRY? FOR REAL BRO? JESUS WAS SAVING THE WORLD SON. ALL THOSE CLERGY AND HOLY MEN DON'T MARRY FOR 1 REASON. SEX. IT ISN'T THE MARRIAGE THAT THEY ARE SO MUCH SHYING AWAY FROM. IT IS WHAT COMES WITH THE MARRIAGE.

Non-religious men shouldn't marry... because you are getting married to the government. If you say, "That is absurd! Married to the government? Ho ho! I am married to my woman!" then watch how the State falls upon your head when a divorce comes. "But I will never become divorced!" Then you get to remain in the Government sanctioned sex program that is called "Marriage". What! You don't think it is a government program? Try having sex outside of marriage. You may get away with it for a while... until a child appears and you get slammed with child support. You could co-habitate, yes, but the state will declare you two married and then you become "institutionalized" into marriage. Threats to the government sex program, i.e. marriage, such as prostitution is attacked and removed at every point. And the reason why the "free sex" exists out there in the first place is for the women, not the men, which is why media and even men say that getting laid is 'getting lucky' as if women have bestowed a favor on the guy. NON RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TECHNICALLY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. :yeshrug:

Everytime you post you crush the buildings :noah:
 
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