People leave their kid to save themselves from a Bison, 3rd man tries to help and gets gored

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I've always said it, you are more likely to get merked by a herbivore than a carnivore. Meateater probably won't fukk with you unless it's hungry, you're by its children, or in it's territory, and even then, they won't out right scrap with you, since they don't want to get injured. That cougar chasing that white boy in Utah down literally just escorted him away from her den.

Herbivores on the other hand, know they are prey animals, and any stranger coming to it is probably someone trying to hit a lick on them. They'll attack anyone with extreme prejudice.
 
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when i was at the Grand Cannon two deerlike brehs crept up on everyone on the trail. my girl tapped me on the shoulder and when i turned around deerbreh was like 4 feet away from me just chilling and the other one was a few feet away. everyone just let them pass through.

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Did you fukk em in the ass and throw them over the canyon
 

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I've always said it, you are more likely to get merked by a herbivore than a carnivore. Meateater probably won't fukk with you unless it's hungry, you're by its children, or in it's territory, and even then, they won't out right scrap with you, since they don't want to get injured. That cougar chasing that white boy in Utah down literally just escorted him away from her den.

Herbivores on the other hand, know they are prey animals, and any stranger coming to it is probably someone trying to hit a lick on them. They'll attack anyone with extreme prejudice.


Interesting,but ill take my chances with the herbivore:mjlol:. Id rather be trampled or beaten to death 3 times befor being eaten alive once:sadbron:
 

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Interesting,but ill take my chances with the herbivore:mjlol:. Id rather be trampled or beaten to death 3 times befor being eaten alive once:sadbron:
Despite their teeth, big cats primarily kill their pret through suffocation.

A python will crush your bones while you are still alive

A crocodile or gator will rip and tear you apart while you living.

If you run into a grizzly just pray that he swipes your head and snaps your neck killing you instantly because otherwise...:francis:
 

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CPS need to press those two losers. Kid would’ve been a shi kabob without the stranger smh.
 

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Them shyts are faster than one would think. Basically a Ford F-250 with horns.

I've been to Yellowstone. The bison can in fact get up and move but MOST of the time they're just chilling grazing and shyt. It's easy to be fooled by their usually calm demeanor onto thinking they're docile. Tourists make that mistake every year
 

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as someone who has been gored by a bison on 7 different occasions, you don't want your child taking one of those. what were they thinking?:dahell:
 
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