Paying an escort before receiving the service is backwards

[Max Power]

Class of 2022 posters

 

[UnQuantized]

Paying for p*ssy

 

[TheMailMan]

Skip the hassles and get you that car date bbbj for the low low

 

[skylove4]

Nice joke, fact is men tricking on escorts is common and men are brainwashed into submitting to literal whores by giving them money in hand before receiving the service like they are high class individuals.

Of course that autistic fakkit @number21 would dap something about paying for p*ssy but his broke ass can’t afford too. They say his poor dikk beaters had to call them folks and file a restraining order against him

 

[spencerforhire]

So many winners and ladies man at the Coli..

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i think the orgasm stats for men (absent some ed issue or something like that) should settle your consumer concerns. yall seem to be able to cum through anything. as opposed to the stats for women orgasms

tldr: p*ssy hitting better than ty cobb

 

[JackRoss]

Majority of men indirectly paying in some way though

You know what I mean. Stop it.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

These escorts must be having a tough time with dudes that got by hygiene to have to leave a request like this:

⚠IM OPEN TO OUT CALLS W/ DEPOSIT REQUIRED.⚠ ⚠PLEASE DO NOT COME WITH POOR HYGIENE OR SMELLY FEET! OR I WILL ASK YOU TO LEAVE⚠


Smelly feet


Dudes must figure just because the escort fukks all day that they should be able to be on some stanky type of time and still be able to smah smh

 

[Who Not How]

Pick up prostitutes? It's still people out here driving around a strip hollering out the window?

Mufhukaz are online browsing menus like they at the restaurant. Like hmm I feel like some Thai today.

Yall don't got real pimps in Canada. If real American P's moved to Toronto, they'd definitely have that city lit cuz they'd have them hoes 10 toes down, creating their own blades running it up.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I’ll never pay for sex that shyt is free

 

[UWasntThere]

wow you know i was just thinking this morning "man, my whoring game is wack. what can i do?"

thanks breh. this was really the pick me up i needed

It's called mania

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

Sometimes there’s someone in the next room for their safety anyway so I’ve heard.

 

[Oatmeal]

These escorts must be having a tough time with dudes that got by hygiene to have to leave a request like this:

⚠IM OPEN TO OUT CALLS W/ DEPOSIT REQUIRED.⚠ ⚠PLEASE DO NOT COME WITH POOR HYGIENE OR SMELLY FEET! OR I WILL ASK YOU TO LEAVE⚠


Smelly feet


Dudes must figure just because the escort fukks all day that they should be able to be on some stanky type of time and still be able to smah smh

Even if you have sex with regular women you should still shower beforehand, dudes really be out there musty and paying for

escort will end up denying you service like a restaurant reservation cancelation

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Yall don't got real pimps in Canada. If real American P's moved to Toronto, they'd definitely have that city lit cuz they'd have them hoes 10 toes down, creating their own blades running it up.

This ain't back in the day breh. People did all that already. We've had real American pimps here. If you know the history of Canada. ..Scotians who came here on the underground railroad. They use to pimp heavy. Stop assuming shyt

 

[Buckeye Fever]

My cousin thought flying an escort up here Thanksgiving weekend was a flex

Even brought her in to speak to us after dinner. "We not staying long. I just wanted to bring Zoey in to meet y'all. She's from Tampa." Introduced her to the family as a close friend, but pulled me to the side and was like "She an escort, cuzzo"

Broad had a set of DSLs on her, I can't lie

You can tell she was pressed for time because I heard her tell him she had to be in Chicago by midnight

With the flight and being with her a good 4 or 5 hrs, I know he paid a couple grand easy. That's why some ppl don't deserve to win on FanDuel. They do dumb shyt like this, while my parlays never hit smh