*Reenacting that Bron exit where he grabs his bag with his shades on*
I'm lowkey as a rule so this would have me walking off mid-rant.
Which she'll probably continue by shrieking at my back as she chases after me but yeah, I'm not entertaining that at all.
Walk right to boarding n just be like "I think this woman is having a nervous breakdown, she likely needs a wellness stay."
Would probably have an enemy for life but her stuff will be in the mail by the time she gets out so idgaf.