Busted_Toes
Veteran
I ran track in school and unfortunately my Glutes developed a lil too much and now it can be considered as "Bubbly" bytches love to grab my azz and their eyes light up when they see it but.... in the back of mind I realize If I went to prison, i'd be like a White woman in India.
This is the secret that has kept me from dealing drugs or joining a gang. I'm a square,.. not because of good parenting but because... I got azz
This is why I always have shirts untucked, wear a jacket and got to get waist size bigger. I NEVER sagged growing up. I couldn't. I used to be like them White girls in the sitcoms and commercials trying to pull your pants up with a jingle playing in the background. I probably have to wife a flat azz woman, just so my son has a fighting chance. I'm Slim thick and it hurts. No lie, I could probably do what the strippers do. I could make it jiggle God please provide me with healing
You flat azz nikkas got it good.. count your blessings.