Paul Heyman Delivered One Of The Greatest Promos Ever On Talking Smack

[Rell84shots]

This is the last part of it and I'll post the whole segment when it's released. Heyman basically telling Big E that it's time for him to step up and be that main event player.

Edit: Whole promo

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

This is some insight into how the hell he got people to go through tables for $250 a match for years in ECW.

 

[Vice Queen]

Fire.

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

This is some insight into how the hell he got people to go through tables for $250 a match for years in ECW.

That Barely Legal speech made me wanna do a line of the shyttiest Philly white girl and jump off a balcony

 

[Metal Face]

Goldberg finna take Big E's spot

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

This is some insight into how the hell he got people to go through tables for $250 a match for years in ECW.

He's always been a genius at getting people to believe in something - mainly for his own benefit.

shyt, there was that random ass story Azelia Banks told years ago about how she ran into Heyman and pretty much narrowly avoided getting pulled into some NEXT shyt

Spoiler

So back track to August/September .. I had just this performance at the high line ballroom when I had on that neon striped thing with two cornrows and the white sneakers …

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



Paul Heyman of WWE or whatever randomly ends up at the show and comes back stage to talk business and television and whatnot etc … remember at this point I’m super broke so I’m like fukk it maybe I can be a wwe wrestler or something LOL

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



It was this show . Lol pic.twitter.com/WzFpnfFlSK

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



So the night goes on, he takes me out for drinks and I invite LIL mama… she and I are hanging out talking shyt eating pizza and I keep randomly disappearing to talk to Paul Heyman who goes on to invite me to Vegas to talk to some tv agents and for a “photoshoot”

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



I have no clue what this photoshoot entails but at this point I’m just excited at the prospect of a backway back into the entertainment industry. So I go to the Dominican lady on 181st who makes stripper costumes and have her make me a bunch of sexy stripper wrestler outfits

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



I think I paid $125 for three looks. One included that random lost files black body wrap thing which I LOVE. So Paul Heyman starts giving me a hard time about bringing my makeup artist saying he already has one … I didn’t trust it so I insist he fly my MUA (renemadeulook)

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



He tells me to pay for the flights and that he will pay me back (ladies if someone every says they will pay you back for travel understand that it is a LIE) … so my broke ass pays for these two flights to Vegas and Renee and I arrive at the Hard Rock Hotel and go into our rooms

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



At this point in super broke so I text Paul Heyman and ask if he can cover some room service and he says okay. That night I sat in my room overlooking some pool party and listening to music, I washed my makeup brushes and smoked a little weed

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018



Around three am the music turns down and I notice that two girls are running a hoe spot out of the room next door. All night I heard their fake moans and the very real moans of all different kinds of men so I stayed up late trying to guess the races of each different man

— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS181) July 8, 2018

Continued

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

That man could sell ice to an Eskimo

 

[Max.]

I been said this

 

[RammerJammer]

Heyman does a better job building up talent than WWE itself

 

[THE 101]

Ugh...calm down, it was alright. Nothing anyone will remember in a weeks time.

 

[Rell84shots]

Ugh...calm down, it was alright. Nothing anyone will remember in a weeks time.

Shut yo hatin ass up

 

[Playaz Eyez]

No wonder guys back in ECW feel like they can run through walls

 

[THE 101]

Shut yo hatin ass up

"One of the greatest promos ever"....Heyman whispering to Big E for one minute...put your pom poms down

 

[g-ice]

Fantastic promo....run this program next year for the belt.

As much as GAWDBerg is GOAT, I don’t need that shyt in 2021.

 

[DaHNIC82]

Paul E is one of my inspirations actually... Man has one of the coldest mouthpieces in the business and he changed the content game forever in wrestlng