Pastor Eaten By Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus

[blackzeus]

“They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” said Deacon Nkosi.

They literally ate his azz up

 

[ORDER_66]

We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.

 

[Menelik II]

why didn't he test his powers first in a swimming pool, or bath before trying 'Crocodile River"?

Gotta learn to walk on water before you can run

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

*Sees thread title*
*Says to myself "please don't let this be in Africa"*
*Enters thread*

 

[Black Panther]

I think the problem is the crocodiles had been fasting for a month

 

[Rekkapryde]

This is your brain on religion.

this isn't even religion's fault, this is pure stupidity

 

[blackzeus]

this isn't even religion's fault, this is pure stupidity

Are you sure the two are not synonymous? You do know they used to try to drown witches, and if you died you were clean, but if you lived they burned you at the stake right?

 

[88m3]

*Sees thread title*
*Says to myself "please don't let this be in Africa"*
*Enters thread*

I guess viable alternatives could've been Florida or Mississippi



What did you have in mind?

 

[feelosofer]

Come on man, nothing wrong with having faith in something but it shouldn't trump common fukking sense.

 

[IVS]

In the words of STAR: "applaud that goddamn man".....He was a true believer. Fux trying to test your faith in a safe space like a bathtub, or the baptism pool. Breh said I'll do a crocodile infested river. Thats real FAITH rite chea.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Natural Selection

 

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[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

at how could this have happened? He prayed and fasted all week.

He zigged when he should have zagged

 

[Marco Andretti]

Shoulda holla at Chris Angel to get some pointers first lol

 

[Pressure]

Luke 4:12
Jesus answered, "It is said: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"