Parents roasting their kids and Speaking Up About What They Actually Hate About Parenthood

[Phantum]

I love answering my kids constant questions. I answer him like an adult and then after a few "whys" the answer is so scientific and complex he just looks at me like and goes about his business


Parents sound miserable lol.

 

[SupaHotIce]

It's sad looking at people parent. People just like how cute their kids look, but can't tolerate any aspect of them. Kids can't even playfully bounce on their feet in silence without their parents telling them to stop.

Don't get me started on what parents call discipline My niece can drop a sock and her neck snaps onto her parents. That's straight anxiety...

 

[Psychosis]

6."I feel terrible even just typing it, but I hate rocking my kids to sleep. Hear me out — I love the bonding experience, but it is so frickin' HOT. When they do finally fall asleep, you're covered in their drool, sweat, your own sweat, and tears. Not to mention now that they're asleep, you are either stuck or you risk waking them if you move. It's the worst of both worlds, if you ask me."

sleep train that kid asap. Wtf put the ac on. fukkin weirdos.

 

[Xcenai]

I dread being a parent

nutted in my girl last week and hoping she gets her period soon

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Only people who DONT have kids, think that you’re supposed to enjoy every single second of parenthood Kids are annoying and do annoying shyt. That’s literally a part of life. Doesn’t mean you don’t love them or shouldn’t have had them.

 

[DropTopDoc]

Being a parent is a pain in the ass, don’t mean you don’t love your kid, i feel them on that just trying to run in a store or the gas station can sometimes be a task

 

[King Poetic]

How about avoid sex or use protection and u wouldn’t have those issues

Oh that’s right, watching the brady bunch or Cosby show, u thought life raising a kid wouldn’t be that much hassle

 

[Rockstar Mom]

I don’t go to any school program, if my kids arent performing or getting an award. I’m not interested in seeing other people‘s kids sing twinkle twinkle little star, and dance off beat

Taking kids to the grocery store does indeed suck. I’ll go to the grocery store with a list of maybe 10 things, that probably equals to about $70. But end up spending $200, because my kids gotta put all this extra junk food and juice in the cart

 

[Ineedmoney504]

It's sad looking at people parent. People just like how cute their kids look, but can't tolerate any aspect of them. Kids can't even playfully bounce on their feet in silence without their parents telling them to stop.

Don't get me started on what parents call discipline My niece can drop a sock and her neck snaps onto her parents. That's straight anxiety...

Nah that shyt real. If you allow a kid to start making a Mess without checking them the entire house will be dirty in 30 minutes

 

[GoAggieGo.]

I hate that Roblox game, and the fact that my kid loves it. Yesterday, we had got back from Dave and Busters, and running some errands, she gets on the game and comes up to me and asks can I join her? I don’t wanna play, I just want to unwind. I play with her a little while though

 

[SupaHotIce]

Nah that shyt real. If you allow a kid to start making a Mess without checking them the entire house will be dirty in 30 minutes

You let them make mess, and then make them clean up all their mess after. They learn to clean up their mess and they don't feel anxious in your presence. It's simple

 

[Ineedmoney504]

You let them make mess, and then make them clean up all their mess after. They learn to clean up their mess and they don't feel anxious in your presence. It's simple

I’m talking bout at 2. You can’t make a 2 year old clean up shyt. You gotta clean it up with them. So yea you have to check messes if not your house will be a mess

 

[SupaHotIce]

I’m talking bout at 2. You can’t make a 2 year old clean up shyt. You gotta clean it up with them. So yea you have to check messes if not your house will be a mess

My niece is 2 rn

 

[Arianne Martell]

I don’t go to any school program, if my kids arent performing or getting an award. I’m not interested in seeing other people‘s kids sing twinkle twinkle little star, and dance off beat

Taking kids to the grocery store does indeed suck. I’ll go to the grocery store with a list of maybe 10 things, that probably equals to about $70. But end up spending $200, because my kids gotta put all this extra junk food and juice in the cart

Or when you actively trying to avoid the toy aisle but somehow they magically find it when you at checkout

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Or when you actively trying to avoid the toy aisle but somehow they magically find it when you at checkout

Girl!! And it’s always the BIGGEST toy in store. If you don’t put that shyt back and get a 2.99 hot wheel