Parent Calls Bible ‘PORN’ and Demands Utah School District Remove It From Libraries

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If they are easily influenced then you better be careful letting them read certain books in the Bible, because some of those stories are straight up grimy.


• Lot ⁠Lives in a city that is targeted for nuclear destruction by God
• ⁠God sends an Angel to the city... to place a targeting beacon?
• ⁠Angel is almost gang raped
• ⁠Lot gets Angel indoors out of trouble.
• ⁠Lot sends daughter out to be gang raped to calm down the crowd

• ⁠Angel decides to spare Lot and his family as a reward for the Gang raping of his daughter
• ⁠Lot and family pack up and leave
• ⁠Angel says do not look back or you will die
• ⁠Wife looks back and is turned to salt. She never could mind her own business
• ⁠Lots daughters realize their father can have no more children
• ⁠Daughters get dad liquored up and ride him like a horse for a couple of days and get knocked up

Is this a story in the bible or a twisted apocalyptic hentai plot?

Who knows :jbhmm:

Should kids be reading about stuff like this :lupe:
 

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• Lot ⁠Lives in a city that is targeted for nuclear destruction by God
• ⁠God sends an Angel to the city... to place a targeting beacon?
• ⁠Angel is almost gang raped
• ⁠Lot gets Angel indoors out of trouble.
• ⁠Lot sends daughter out to be gang raped to calm down the crowd

• ⁠Angel decides to spare Lot and his family as a reward for the Gang raping of his daughter
• ⁠Lot and family pack up and leave
• ⁠Angel says do not look back or you will die
• ⁠Wife looks back and is turned to salt. She never could mind her own business
• ⁠Lots daughters realize their father can have no more children
• ⁠Daughters get dad liquored up and ride him like a horse for a couple of days and get knocked up

Is this a story in the bible or a twisted apocalyptic hentai plot?

Who knows :jbhmm:

Should kids be reading about stuff like this :lupe:
You forgot one facet of the gang rapes in Lots hood. They didn't want women.. They didn't like poontane. :dame:
 

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You forgot one facet of the gang rapes in Lots hood. They didn't want women..:dame:

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Oh how could I forget.

Its actually a lot of blatantly :dame: shyt in the OT

shyt is supremely entertaining as a fever dream. But people take it seriously :dead:
 

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• Lot ⁠Lives in a city that is targeted for nuclear destruction by God
• ⁠God sends an Angel to the city... to place a targeting beacon?
• ⁠Angel is almost gang raped
• ⁠Lot gets Angel indoors out of trouble.
• ⁠Lot sends daughter out to be gang raped to calm down the crowd

• ⁠Angel decides to spare Lot and his family as a reward for the Gang raping of his daughter
• ⁠Lot and family pack up and leave
• ⁠Angel says do not look back or you will die
• ⁠Wife looks back and is turned to salt. She never could mind her own business
• ⁠Lots daughters realize their father can have no more children
• ⁠Daughters get dad liquored up and ride him like a horse for a couple of days and get knocked up

Is this a story in the bible or a twisted apocalyptic hentai plot?

Who knows :jbhmm:

Should kids be reading about stuff like this :lupe:
Wtf :dahell: :dead:
 

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This isnt even my favorite bible story.

The story of Job is essentially God letting the devil troll Job for decades for no apparent reason and Job being a cuck and still being okay with god fukking him over to prove his piety. shyts hilariohs what they make dude go thru
 

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Oh how could I forget.

Its actually a lot of blatantly :dame: shyt in the OT

shyt is supremely entertaining as a fever dream. But people take it seriously :dead:
There is a lot of :dame: in the new testament as well which is not surprising since Romans gave their spin on shyt and the Church adopted Roman practices. The chief priest (Pope) and his merry men having boys around them but not poontane till this very day. Of course Rome was full of fakkitry so the Pope in his peeps were like while in Rome do as the Romans. :dame:


The surprising part about the New Testament is the constant references to cannibalism that people just flat out ignore.
 

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There is a lot of :dame: in the new testament as well which is not surprising since Romans gave their spin on shyt and the Church adopted Roman practices. The chief priest (Pope) and his merry men having boys around them but not poontane. :dame:

The surprising part about the New Testament is the constant references to cannibalism that people just flat out ignore.

I honestly skimmed the NT when I read the bible when I was younger. It was way more pedestrian than the OT and honestly Jesus seemed like a cool dude :yeshrug:

shyt picked back up in revelation though :mjlit:
 

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Man where do we start :dead:

Im agnostic but I ironically really enjoy the OT for its consistent insanity. It would be one of the best surrealist pieces of fiction if it was allowed to be that
I mean all the shyt that would get a MF put to death, straight up stoned by the whole town, nearly no Christian in the U.S. would be alive. Bible thumpers ain't ready for that conversation though. Old testament God was killing dudes left and right. New Testament ain't as deadly, but then people want to pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow, then conveniently forget the simple shyt like love thy neighbor.
 
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