*daughter in the kitchen with her mama*
daughter: mama look at this homeless food critic
mama: that's sad......dont make fun.
daughter: he look like if steven a never knew sports.
mama: fine let me see.
daughter: he look like he touch kids.
mama: this weird bytch??? hell naaaaaaaaaaw.
daughter: you know this funny looking nikka.
mama: he used to try to talk to women at the dollar store.
daughter: what???
mama: this nikka was pouring a watermelon douche over ice.
daughter:
mama: i'm thumbing this sick bytch down and calling the police.
daughter: he was drinking fabuloso for coochie??
mama: nikka talmbout we can have a lunch date.....hotpockets a aisle over.
mama: look at that nikka hairline.......i'm reporting this bytch.
daughter.