*daughter in the kitchen with her mama*
daughter: mama look at this homeless food critic

mama: that's sad......dont make fun.

daughter: he look like if steven a never knew sports.

mama: fine let me see.

daughter: he look like he touch kids.

mama: this weird bytch??? hell naaaaaaaaaaw.

daughter: you know this funny looking nikka.

mama: he used to try to talk to women at the dollar store.

daughter: what???

mama: this nikka was pouring a watermelon douche over ice.

daughter:

mama: i'm thumbing this sick bytch down and calling the police.

daughter: he was drinking fabuloso for coochie??

mama: nikka talmbout we can have a lunch date.....hotpockets a aisle over.

mama: look at that nikka hairline.......i'm reporting this bytch.

daughter.