Pain & Gain is an inconsistent, incomprehensible and incompetent pile of sh*t

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I thought it was gonna be good.......and it started decent enough.....but I just felt beaten down by the end. I just wanted it to be over.

It's so tonally inconsistent I could never get a feel for anything going on. It veered from dark comedy to goofball slapstick to drama...sometimes in the middle of scenes. The jarring camera angles and harsh edits made watching a chore...nevermind the incessant use of terribly written voice overs and unnecessarily stylized "splash cards" with meaningless information on them (we don't need a chipmunk to tell us the side effects of COCAINE use) (or that this is STILL A TRUE STORY!).

Michael Bay still has no idea what makes dialog funny. There were a handful of funny moments, but there were far more that tried and failed. Rebel Wilson is completely wasted.

And can anyone tell me if The Rock's character was actually mentally retarded? He would act completely normal in one scene...and follow it immediately with a moment of unrestrained ignorance....and this was before he relapsed into a delirious coke head.

Man.......fukk me for getting my hopes up for a Michael Bay movie. I'd rather watch ANY of his other movies (other than the abortion that is Transformers 2).

4/10

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:snoop: if you read the actual article/story it is based on you would be even more disappointed. the script was horrible, the edits were terrible. So much potential in this movie and he fukked it up. they did a piss poor job of explaining everything
 

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This guy @HHR usually has a pretty good opinion on movies.



I still am planning to check this movie out though.


My brother, several friends and most people on here all disagree with me....so I'm wholly in the minority it seems

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My brother, several friends and most people on here all disagree with me....so I'm wholly in the minority it seems
:yeshrug: to each his own. Ill check it out, it looks like a cool date night flick, I'm not expecting much more, but I respect your opinions on movies, they're usually on point
 

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it was a dope flick but one could argue that it was fukked up for them to turn a personal tragedy into a comedy. nikkas died in real life. Not something to joke about. They did leave out a lot and embeslished character relationships but when you're making it into a comedy you have to fudge facts.
 
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