Paid and Full: The Official 2019 Dallas Cowboys Season Thread

BlueHeffner

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Dude is such a wack ass coach. I look at their remaining schedule and say to myself if they just win the remaining home games and steal one more road game then they'll be fine but then I see stats like this and remember how pitiful this team has been at home during the Garrett regime.
Get lincoln in here Jerruh :damn:
 

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Brehs

NFCG appearance this season (which means JG is brought back)

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miss playoffs due to December fukkery and we get a new coach



which would yall rather :jbhmm:
 

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Brehs I think we going on a run. I can see it coming together.... Kirk is dead meat.

We winning out bruh....

:yeshrug:

I really feel like that....
Starting with this weekend.....

Dallas D about to feast....D-Law finally look healthy after not having an offseason.

Adding Michael Bennet is going be huge going forward....

They need to limit Heath playing time and play Darian Thompson more.....

....and our offense.... :banderas:

We limit our mistakes and not get conservative like we did against NO....
No team can fukk with us...

Zeke eating this week. Minn D nice....but Zeke hitting his stride...

Dallas winning this week

31-10 after forcing Kirk Cousin into some early mistakes....
 

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Brehs

NFCG appearance this season (which means JG is brought back)

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miss playoffs due to December fukkery and we get a new coach



which would yall rather :jbhmm:
fukk Garrett even if we win. He’s still trash. We just have a talented ass roster. Imagine us having Andy Reid. Mfer offense look good with Matt Moore :stopitslime: imagine Matt Moore here in 2015 instead of MATT Cassel. Same trash
 

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I'd rather not make the playoffs than go on some fluke run that brings Garrett back...

If we somehow won the superbowl I would STILL want him gone...

Get peg leg the fukk up out of here to
I hear you but two things:

1. We dont know what the hell senile Jerruh will do. He may hire a Jeff Fisher type :mjcry:

2. NFCG appearance is the furthest weve been in 24 years. Thats too hard to pass up for no playoffs :mjcry:

like @dtownreppin214 said, Marinelli is the biggest issue (besides Jerry) with this franchise right now. Its sickening we passed up TJ Watt and Juan Thornhill for Taco and Trash hill :mjcry:
 

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I hear you but two things:

1. We dont know what the hell senile Jerruh will do. He may hire a Jeff Fisher type :mjcry:

2. NFCG appearance is the furthest weve been in 24 years. Thats too hard to pass up for no playoffs :mjcry:

like @dtownreppin214 said, Marinelli is the biggest issue (besides Jerry) with this franchise right now. Its sickening we passed up TJ Watt and Juan Thornhill for Taco and Trash hill :mjcry:

If we hire jeff fisher i'm done with this team completely...

peg leg isn't anywhere near the problem that jason garrett is...because at least he knows to let richards call the defense...unlike garrett...who was pretty clearly meddling with toddler as the OC...

NFCG aint hard to pass up if you believe something bad happens when you get it...If 3 nikkas fukked beyonce and then got aids...but then she asked you to fukk...would you? I wouldn't...even though i would really like to disappoint beyonce sexually 3 minutes at a time for 15 total minutes...i don't want to do it at the expense of contracting a deadly disease that is slowly going to kill me...which just so happens to perfectly describe what jason garrett has done to this franchise...
 

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If we hire jeff fisher i'm done with this team completely...

peg leg isn't anywhere near the problem that jason
garrett is...because at least he knows to let richards call the defense...unlike garrett...who was pretty clearly meddling with toddler as the OC...

NFCG aint hard to pass up if you believe something bad happens when you get it...If 3 nikkas fukked beyonce and then got aids...but then she asked you to fukk...would you? I wouldn't...even though i would really like to disappoint beyonce sexually 3 minutes at a time for 15 total minutes...i don't want to do it at the expense of contracting a deadly disease that is slowly going to kill me...which just so happens to perfectly describe what jason garrett has done to this franchise...
Na

The last 3 times we made the playoffs, his unit is the one that drops the ball and is the main reason we lose

On top of that, he is influencing the front office to draft bums and his overall philosophy is :flabbynsick:
 
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